Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Lost 2: Tied to a Tree in a Jungle of Mystery  

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ChiKat - Nov 09, 2005 10:17:37 am PST #28 of 5968
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I really should have made the sacrifice and watched the scene again.

Laura, you are such a giver. Only concerned with the good of the community and all that. You're a saint.


Laura - Nov 09, 2005 10:36:26 am PST #29 of 5968
Our wings are not tired.

Nice to see my unselfish works recognized.


Steph L. - Nov 09, 2005 11:23:54 am PST #30 of 5968
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Believe it goes:

I agree with shrift on the article preceding "jungle."

Me, too. In fact, I'd bet kittens on it.


Vonnie K - Nov 09, 2005 11:32:38 am PST #31 of 5968
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

What I want to see on the show this season:

1. We finally learn what the hell Kate did, and it's not something Lifetime movie plot like killing an abusive father/spouse. I want her to be ruthless and EEEVIL.

2. More Sayid/Sawyer UST!

3. Rose and Bernard reuniting and I better be crying buckets at this scene OR ELSE

4. Charlie to have a better storyline than drugs are bad, mm'K?

5. More Sun and Jin. I don't care what storylines. More of these two on screen. They are the only two people on the show who cannot die because I'll stop watching the show if they do.

6. More about Claire's freaky baby.

7. Why polar bears?


Betsy HP - Nov 09, 2005 11:41:54 am PST #32 of 5968
If I only had a brain...

7. Why polar bears?

So that "OMGWTFPolarbear" could enter the language.


Jessica - Nov 09, 2005 12:02:02 pm PST #33 of 5968
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

4. Charlie to have a better storyline than drugs are bad, mm'K?

He also has Hobbits With Babies Are Cute and Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?


Wolfram - Nov 09, 2005 12:58:18 pm PST #34 of 5968
Visilurking

I just want to know what happened to Jack and his wife. It's so freaking annoying that he keeps evading the question, even when asked directly by Desmond.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 09, 2005 1:53:08 pm PST #35 of 5968
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe she left him for the more emotionally available former fiance?


Hayden - Nov 09, 2005 2:05:57 pm PST #36 of 5968
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Of course, she actually left him for Locke, which will be revealed in the exciting second season finale, along with the fact that Jack was high on Charlie's heroin when he botched the surgery on Locke's gall-bladder and paralyzed the man, all of which could have been reversed with a certain surgical tool (invented by Sayid) shaped like a plastic airplane, which, unfortunately, had been stolen during the surgery by Kate while Jack and the nursing staff were distracted by a passing derelict (who will be later revealed to be one of the Others who kidnapped Walt). It will turn out that Jack's ex (who is also Locke's ex) is living beneath the bunker with Sayid's girlfriend and a bunch of robots they made out of spare computer parts, and all of them sit around cracking wise while watching episodes from the first season.

Mark my words.


Laura - Nov 09, 2005 2:19:12 pm PST #37 of 5968
Our wings are not tired.

Dude, that post belongs in the spoiler thread.