Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Dec 03, 2005 9:04:51 pm PST #9095 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Uploaded a new picture.

Me: Ewan McGregor.
Bob: Elton John.

Either the software doesn't know how to deal with glasses, or I really am dating the son of Richard Avedon, Primo Levi, Steven Soderbergh, Eddie Murphy, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards and Elton John.


billytea - Dec 03, 2005 9:07:42 pm PST #9096 of 10006
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Apparently it thinks I'm Gorbachev.


Lee - Dec 03, 2005 9:09:55 pm PST #9097 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, they are about to have an emergency landing on Mile High, and I actually care.

I blame you for this.


bon bon - Dec 03, 2005 9:11:10 pm PST #9098 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I can't stop with this. It's so horrifying. What do James Cameron, Zhang Zhiyi, Ozzy Osbourne, Georges Simenon, Sylvestor Stallone, Eric Idle, Mariah Carey, Sofia Coppola, and Emma Watson all have in common? MY FACE!


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2005 9:17:34 pm PST #9099 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Perkins, that's a great episode! All my people do good in that one.

All you photo people are freaks. The computer rejects you.


JenP - Dec 03, 2005 9:23:16 pm PST #9100 of 10006

Well, the picture with the most flattering results garnered me Hillary Swank, Helen Clark, Jennifer Aniston, Catherine Deneuve, Kevin Costner, Kiefer Sutherland, Barbara Stanwyck, Greg Louganis, David Beckham, and Courtney Cox (from 64% down to 38%).

Of course, when I cropped it differently, it added Michelle Pfeiffer and Mark Knopfler (because they look SO much alike), and Jennifer Lopez, but took away Courtney, Greg, and Kevin.

HOWEVER (this should make you feel better, bon)

The picture with the least flattering results got me Roh Moo-hyun, Keanu Reeves, Boris Karloff, Eduard Shevardnadze, Tori Amos (WTF?), Christian Slater, Harry Belafonte, Aretha Franklin, and O. Henry.

Boris freaking Karloff and Eduard Shevardnadze. Nice.

Although, when I recropped it, it added Deborah Kerr. There's something, anyway.

I think it's on crack, and cackling madly as it makes its face recognition choices.

ETA: Oh, and the two pictures were taken about 10 seconds apart. That's what a bad angle and squinting'll do for you. Boris Karloff. Bah.


Lee - Dec 03, 2005 9:23:24 pm PST #9101 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It is a good one. Is it wrong that I want Marco and Janice to get together.


bon bon - Dec 03, 2005 9:29:26 pm PST #9102 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I've gotten *one* result across all three pictures-- Emma Watson-- but at a low level of similarity. The thing all the pictures have in common is facial expression. I do not have a lot of confidence in software designed to match me to everyone else who can smile uncomfortably at something to the right.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2005 9:30:14 pm PST #9103 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Marco's such a doll. Him and Janice are definitely one of my ships.


Lee - Dec 03, 2005 9:30:53 pm PST #9104 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

who are the others?