Uploaded a new picture.
Me: Ewan McGregor.
Bob: Elton John.
Either the software doesn't know how to deal with glasses, or I really am dating the son of Richard Avedon, Primo Levi, Steven Soderbergh, Eddie Murphy, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards and Elton John.
Apparently it thinks I'm Gorbachev.
ita, they are about to
have an emergency landing
on Mile High, and I actually care.
I blame you for this.
I can't stop with this. It's so horrifying. What do James Cameron, Zhang Zhiyi, Ozzy Osbourne, Georges Simenon, Sylvestor Stallone, Eric Idle, Mariah Carey, Sofia Coppola, and Emma Watson
all
have in common? MY FACE!
Perkins, that's a great episode! All my people do good in that one.
All you photo people are freaks. The computer rejects you.
Well, the picture with the most flattering results garnered me Hillary Swank, Helen Clark, Jennifer Aniston, Catherine Deneuve, Kevin Costner, Kiefer Sutherland, Barbara Stanwyck, Greg Louganis, David Beckham, and Courtney Cox (from 64% down to 38%).
Of course, when I cropped it differently, it added Michelle Pfeiffer and Mark Knopfler (because they look SO much alike), and Jennifer Lopez, but took away Courtney, Greg, and Kevin.
HOWEVER (this should make you feel better, bon)
The picture with the least flattering results got me Roh Moo-hyun, Keanu Reeves, Boris Karloff, Eduard Shevardnadze, Tori Amos (WTF?), Christian Slater, Harry Belafonte, Aretha Franklin, and O. Henry.
Boris freaking Karloff and Eduard Shevardnadze. Nice.
Although, when I recropped it, it added Deborah Kerr. There's something, anyway.
I think it's on crack, and cackling madly as it makes its face recognition choices.
ETA: Oh, and the two pictures were taken about 10 seconds apart. That's what a bad angle and squinting'll do for you. Boris Karloff. Bah.
It is a good one. Is it wrong that I want Marco and Janice to get together.
I've gotten *one* result across all three pictures-- Emma Watson-- but at a low level of similarity. The thing all the pictures have in common is facial expression. I do not have a lot of confidence in software designed to match me to everyone else who can smile uncomfortably at something to the right.
Marco's such a doll. Him and Janice are definitely one of my ships.