I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Oct 29, 2005 9:33:03 pm PDT #9 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Dude. I look away and the thread is gone.

EAT IT!

... and goodnight.


Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:33:23 pm PDT #10 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

TOP TEN


Burrell - Oct 29, 2005 9:33:29 pm PDT #11 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Somehow taking top honors was far more satisfying than I would have thought. First roll over I've been around for in YONKS.


beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:33:56 pm PDT #12 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay more story!

BTW, robots are not fond of Tuna


Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2005 9:34:14 pm PDT #13 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I am unduely happy that I got 10,000 and 10

and that I can't spell 'unduely'


P.M. Marc - Oct 29, 2005 9:34:15 pm PDT #14 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Just be glad my headache finally eased up, or it would have been Natter 40: Pass the Spork and Kill Me Now.


§ ita § - Oct 29, 2005 9:35:47 pm PDT #15 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a headache now. But hopefully it's just garden variety, and I'm going to gift it with Aleve and then go abed.


beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:36:05 pm PDT #16 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If this thread is the Nice One do we have to mind our P's & Q's , plus stay away from topics that make msbelle blush?


beth b - Oct 29, 2005 9:36:41 pm PDT #17 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I know that this thread should banish all headaches


tommyrot - Oct 29, 2005 9:36:41 pm PDT #18 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Joe did well at first. But just as the cat had predicted, Joe's flaw was her undoing - after an hour of play, Joe started believing that the pawns were in fact prawns (a peculiar side-effect of Joe's grasp of English leaking into her visual cortex) and began to eat them. Joe was disqualified, and came home in shame.