We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Dec 03, 2005 3:03:18 am PST #8963 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think I love you/So what am I so afraid of?/I'm afraid that I might love you/A love that I'm not sure of....


Jesse - Dec 03, 2005 4:28:22 am PST #8964 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think I'd have to bactrack further in the thread than I have the energy for to have the random outbursts of ASSCAP song lyrics make sense. I'm OK with that.

I don't think it's actually possible to backtrack far enough for it to make sense.

My mother called me at 8:45 this morning to ask a question I already answered about something I marked in a catalog as something I might like for Christmas. @@


brenda m - Dec 03, 2005 4:51:46 am PST #8965 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee. Watching an animal show on goats. They're showcasing the "fainting goat" which has a (painless, harmless) condition that makes its legs lock up at random moments and it just topples to the ground. So funny. They're all just running around a field and then every so often one of them will just go ass over teakettle and lie there for a moment and then jump up and race off to catch up with the others again.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2005 5:08:35 am PST #8966 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Kinda like that narcoleptic dog? [link]

Also, that reminded me of:

Notice they don't so much fly as plummet.


billytea - Dec 03, 2005 5:19:12 am PST #8967 of 10006
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

They're all just running around a field and then every so often one of them will just go ass over teakettle and lie there for a moment and then jump up and race off to catch up with the others again.

It's probably taking a moment to think, "Thank crap I'm not a mountain goat."


Kat - Dec 03, 2005 5:20:17 am PST #8968 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Who doesn't love nacolpesy? Rusty's pretty damn cute, I must say.


Anne W. - Dec 03, 2005 5:35:29 am PST #8969 of 10006
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

It's probably taking a moment to think, "Thank crap I'm not a mountain goat."

I'm thinking that Darwinian selection would weed that particular trait out of mountain goats really quickly.


Jessica - Dec 03, 2005 5:45:44 am PST #8970 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

IIRC, fainting goats were an accident of selective breeding, not a natural mutation. They're mostly bred now to be sold to sheep farms with coyote problems.


brenda m - Dec 03, 2005 5:47:27 am PST #8971 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What, so the coyotes get the goats instead of the sheep? That's appalling. Unless it's so the coyotes can't hunt for laughing, which would be my problem in that situation.


Jessica - Dec 03, 2005 5:50:29 am PST #8972 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What, so the coyotes get the goats instead of the sheep?

Yup.

[eta that they apparently also make good eating. So they're not all being used as wolf-bait.]