So far they've determined that the monkeys get frustrated when pages take too long to load.
Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.
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Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Dec 02, 2005 4:23:10 am PST #8580 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
DebetEsse - Dec 02, 2005 4:34:40 am PST #8581 of 10006
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I think we should have a stated policy of holding the posting of other primates to the same standards as that of human posters.
amych - Dec 02, 2005 4:35:33 am PST #8582 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
So far they've determined that the monkeys get frustrated when pages take too long to load.
What if they can't find a link anywhere to get back to the home page? That always frustrates me. Also, do the monkeys like lots of flashy blinky stuff, or do they head straight for the "skip intro" link after a quick @@? And what's their stance on search vs. index?
Man, if they'd done this a few years ago, it could've revolutionized the whole usability industry.
tommyrot - Dec 02, 2005 4:37:01 am PST #8583 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think we should have a stated policy of holding the posting of other primates to the same standards as that of human posters.
What about dolphins?
tommyrot - Dec 02, 2005 4:38:09 am PST #8584 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man, if they'd done this a few years ago, it could've revolutionized the whole usability industry.
Yeah, except whenever a program or the OS wanted to give the user an alert, a big flashing banana would appear on the screen.
DebetEsse - Dec 02, 2005 4:38:55 am PST #8585 of 10006
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Dolphins get to use more emoticons than we tolerate from primates. But still, no more than 1 per paragraph.
amych - Dec 02, 2005 4:39:16 am PST #8586 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
What about dolphins?
Their posts need to go through peer review. For values of "peer" that include monkeys.
tommyrot - Dec 02, 2005 4:40:01 am PST #8587 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Should we take this to Bureau?
amych - Dec 02, 2005 4:51:33 am PST #8588 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You never want to get the monkeys started in bureaucracy. I mean, at our very lowest moments, we've never gone beyond metaphorical shit-flinging.
sarameg - Dec 02, 2005 4:56:34 am PST #8589 of 10006
So far they've determined that the monkeys get frustrated when pages take too long to load.
I was babysitting my friend's then three year old one day. She went online to a Dora the Explorer site. While it was loading (quickly, mind you) she was impatiently tapping the mouse, muttering "c'mon, c'mon." It was very funny.
I have a nyquil hangover. It isn't pretty . I should have taken it much earlier.