Damn. The original Smallville thread is one we lost, isn't it? PPO is archived, but I don't see the show thread anywhere. Phooey. Cocksicle is lost in time.

Cocksicle/cocksickle moments of glory pulled from my BRQG files:

Shawn: cocksicle. Again, I repeat, adolescent giggle factor. I wish I could use this word more often in everyday life, but it simply does not come up frequently enough in class.

"Well, Professor Simma, don't you think that *not* having a provision in which countermeasures must be stopped when states have a claim before an international tribunal would basically make international tribunals into cocksicles? I mean, really?"

Plei: I'm finding the stupidest excuses to use cocksicle, but as I'm unemployed, it's mostly me yelling at my cats "Ohm, stop being a cocksicle and get off my dry cleaning!" or "Mo, you cocksicle, can't you see I'm trying to type? Off! Off!"

Emily: See, that would seem to imply that it'd be a bad thing. As opposed to, "Oh man, after a day like that, I could sure use a cocksickle."

"It went down smooth and satisfying as a cocksickle."

"My goodness, ita, you look like the cat that got the cocksickle."

Cocksickle, cocksickle... the word has lost all meaning.

Kate P.: I imagine a bevy of Buffistas cavorting madly through the virtual meadows of the Internet, yelling "COCKSICLE! COCKSICLE!" everywhere they go.

More:

Fay: Surely this is the moment when the delectable walking cocksicle releases the wholesome farmboy from the cross to which he has been very heterosexually tied, wearing only his knickers and a kryptonite necklace.

and

shrift: Michael Rosenbaum has a very, very dangerous power, and it's unfortunate that he's usually the shining cocksicle beacon of all that's good and sexy in a steaming pile of crapulence.

"My goodness, ita, you look like the cat that got the cocksickle."

I remember that one - was that someone's tagline?

Bless the cocksickle!

It's trying to snow outside. Too warm, but...it is trying. So depressing.

I am so glad I asked.

Only 10 more minutes, and then I am FREE!

Yay.

Ah, so it was Shawn M. (as I called her, even in person) who suggested it needed to be used more.

Quite often in my world, all the witty things were said by me. This is rather the opposite of how it is in the real world, where I'm usually the one going, "Yeah, yeah! And the uh, with the... no wait, there was a... it was the duck, and not the man..."

Ooo! What color is it?

IIRC, "The Derby" was an eyeshadow trio in earthtones. They had other groovy stuff though. And all the winter line stuff comes in special white-on-white packaging.