I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strega - Dec 01, 2005 11:27:09 am PST #8417 of 10006

I think there's a song in here somewhere. "We used to bungle in the jungle, but now it's just thrubbery in the shrubbery.."


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 11:45:16 am PST #8418 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More linkies.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2005 11:52:43 am PST #8419 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Psycho killer squirrels

Qu’est que c’est


Allyson - Dec 01, 2005 12:04:16 pm PST #8420 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay. So despite being on the verge of death, I've managed to tidy up, do a load of laundry, vacuum, sweep, swiffer, take out the trash, pay rent, and scour the tub.

Being a grownup verily does blow. I just felt sicker looking at the sloth I was living in, and now, although the cold remains, my life feels better. If that makes any sense.

Now to have a bowl of soup, take medicine, take a bath, put on my fresh jammies, and sleep the fuck out of this plague.


Laura - Dec 01, 2005 12:05:59 pm PST #8421 of 10006
Our wings are not tired.

Before I dare click, are the psycho killer squirrels having sex? Afraid of clicking ita's links


sarameg - Dec 01, 2005 12:06:47 pm PST #8422 of 10006

Go nap. Nap for those who cannot nap!

People need to stop calling me. My phone can go for weeks without ringing. Today, I've had five calls. Never quite sure what kind of squawk is going to emerge. It has alarmed a couple callers.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2005 12:07:07 pm PST #8423 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Before I dare click, are the psycho killer squirrels having sex?

No. Just eating a dog.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 01, 2005 12:11:01 pm PST #8424 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Last night I frantically tidied up and swept, put in a new shower curtain, and cleaned out the visible gunk in my bathtub drain (not that it's actually draining any faster, but at least it doesn't look horrific anymore). My landlord is spraying for pests today, and I'm really not keen on more than one room being a sty when he passes through.

I do find myself wondering if he'll open my bathroom blinds and enjoy the sudden dive-bombing of the wasps I trapped behind them.


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 12:11:03 pm PST #8425 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, I saw this and thought of you. Bonus Black Dahlia countdown.

Being an adult does blow, but you just improved your life -- that's got to count for something, eh?


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2005 12:24:35 pm PST #8426 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pi Blanket [link]