Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 10:39:41 am PST #8403 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Co-worker with the sly smile sent me links to pictures in Flickr from his Hawaii vacation. Obviously I now have to look at all his pictures, but the question is -- do I send him links to my Kenya pics, knowing he'll look at everything there?

Gorgeous pics, by the way. His quest to make me jealous has indeed succeeded.


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 10:51:29 am PST #8404 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Serial:

Untraditional goat consumption in Jamaica. There are so many things wrong with this, including the street on which it occurred.

Oh, and the cartoon.


bon bon - Dec 01, 2005 10:53:42 am PST #8405 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The wrongest thing being that you felt you needed to link to that! Gross!


lori - Dec 01, 2005 10:54:16 am PST #8406 of 10006

I like the use of the word thrubbing , though. Does erinaceous know about this?


Lee - Dec 01, 2005 10:54:49 am PST #8407 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I thought the same thing, Lori.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2005 10:55:09 am PST #8408 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So (whitefont for the bestiality-squeemish):

farmer saw Bennett in a crouching position behind the struggling goat, engaging in thrubbing movements while holding down the animal.

Is "thrubbing" a word?

eta: thrubbing x-post


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 10:56:14 am PST #8409 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

C'mon! That's so funny I gave myself a headache laughing at it!

Poor goat. There's a mannish water joke to be made there, but I can't breathe long enough to make it.


Laura - Dec 01, 2005 11:02:03 am PST #8410 of 10006
Our wings are not tired.

snicker

Also, yay for baby Violet. Not a bad name either. Yay Jen 'n Ben!


Strega - Dec 01, 2005 11:03:58 am PST #8411 of 10006

Salaried staff here get 6 paid holidays, and a minimum of 10 days vacation. I think I get 19 or 20 now. There's an additional 8-16 vacation hours as part of our holiday bonus, depending on how well the company is doing. And everyone gets 10 days of sick leave. Everything rolls over, and is paid out if you leave the company.

But a large portion of our staff is not salaried. I believe they get something that's a lot like dick.


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 11:05:31 am PST #8412 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I believe they get something that's a lot like dick.

Thrubbing?