Ok, I really am gonna choke a bitch.
One of my co-workers just came up to me and asked me a question. And then said, "I never realized you had a uni-brow."
WTF??
I haven't waxed them in about 6 weeks, but shit. They aren't THAT bad.
And boys -- let's watch the swearing.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Dec 01, 2005 8:28:33 am PST #8338 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Vortex - Dec 01, 2005 8:29:51 am PST #8339 of 10006
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
One of my co-workers just came up to me and asked me a question. And then said, "I never realized you had a uni-brow."
they said that out loud?
of course the proper response is "and I never realized that you have a death wish"
Aims - Dec 01, 2005 8:30:22 am PST #8340 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What I said was, "I never realized you look like Eddie Munster."
Consuela - Dec 01, 2005 8:30:36 am PST #8341 of 10006
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wow, that's, um. Appalling?
People are unspeakably rude, aren't they?
Jesse - Dec 01, 2005 8:33:31 am PST #8342 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What??? WTF is wrong with people, I ask you?
In a similar -- but MUCH LESS OFFENSIVE -- vein, why does the finance woman care if the admin staff are all done with lunch by 3pm? How does that hurt her?
Trudy Booth - Dec 01, 2005 8:37:19 am PST #8343 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I think moron co-worker was just stunned to find anything even resembling a flaw.
And needs to die.
Vortex - Dec 01, 2005 8:37:45 am PST #8344 of 10006
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What I said was, "I never realized you look like Eddie Munster."
also appropriate.
DavidS - Dec 01, 2005 8:38:14 am PST #8345 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
He seems like he knows what he's doing.
He does. He can give you the odds on every hand on the table at every turn. His only real flaw is that he's too aggressive in his play. Except that's not really a flaw, since the two major tournaments he won required him to pull some long shot card out of his behind.
I forgot to mention that Daisy's sister is one hella cute elf.
Holy shit, they're taking down the shelving outside my office and it's like orangutans are loose in a sheet metal factory.
Jesse - Dec 01, 2005 8:41:16 am PST #8346 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy fuck, I still feel like I want to die. I can't take enough drugs, because the only painkiller I have with me is Excederin, and I can't handle much more caffeine. I would go home myself, except I have a class at 6 that I've skipped twice, and the prof has cancelled twice, so I figure I'd better go. But oh man, all I want to do is curl up and die.
Still no sign of my boss. (Edit: Except, as soon as I hit "Post message," I heard his crazy laugh.)
lori - Dec 01, 2005 8:41:46 am PST #8347 of 10006
I've never used all my sick leave time, even the year I was out sick for two weeks.
I currently have 927.1 hours of sick leave. Anyone want some?