On my way home, I stopped at the grocery store. My purchases were Kleenex, sudafed, nyquil, OJ, lemon juice, and prepackaged food for dinner.
The woman packing everything up asked me very cheerfully "so how are you today".
I was saved from the effort of having to sneer at her by sneezing quite loudly.
I killed the thread.
Come back-- I won't talk about my cold anymore.
What can we talk about? We've already talked about hairless cats in Bitches....
Ooh, I'm going to have bacon tomorrow. But I'm not sure if for breakfast or lunch. Maybe both? I have a 2 o'clock meeting, so I'd better not have a big breakfast, because that could lead to my not wanting lunch in time, so I guess it's bacon for lunch. Yum!
I once fed a bacon and gerund omelette to my hairless cat.
Why ruin a perfectly good gerund by hiding it in an omelette??!?!?!?!?!
Was your hairless cat wearing a seatbelt at the time? And are gerunds Atkins-friendly?