After hearing all the assorted tales of Californians' maladies, I'm much less jealous about the spiffy Thanksgiving plans you all had. My holiday was largely annoying and unspecial, but aside from mild grumpiness over that I actually feel fine. (And seem to be resistant to the bugs that have my folks and co-workers feeling under the weather. Yay, personal bubble!)

I am personally not a fan of spiffy Thanksgiving weekend plans (for my own self), as they involve travelling by plane or automobile, which I'm not crazy about even on weekends that are not one of the most travelled in America.

Also, I see a four day weekend as an opportunity to sleep, not travel. I am very boring.

Half hour car ride, hour long boat ride, and then no other transportation for four days. Although others partook of the golf cart options, I demurred. I can't believe how light the traffic was.

I also can't believe I have a long black leather coat. Well, no I believe that. I can't believe I forgot I had one. That's so fucking wrong, in many ways.

In other first world news, I have decided to try all the tea lattes at Coffee Bean. I'm on Winter Spice this morning -- it's pretty good.

I'm on Winter Spice this morning

There's probably a Spice Girls joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy and tired to find it.

Ex-Powell aide rips Bush on Iraq, detainees

An interesting article on the behind-the-scenes stuff on the administration's approach to the war.

A top aide to former Secretary of State Colin Powell said Monday that wrongheaded ideas for the handling of foreign detainees arose from White House and Pentagon officials who argued that “the president of the United States is all-powerful” and the Geneva Conventions irrelevant.

In an Associated Press interview, former Powell chief of staff Lawrence Wilkerson also said President Bush was “too aloof, too distant from the details” of postwar planning. Underlings exploited Bush’s detachment and made poor decisions, Wilkerson said.

and I said how come there's not a female term for that, and only then did I remember VAGINA BOJANGLER,

?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I've never heard that. Where's it from?

A top aide to former Secretary of State Colin Powell said Monday that wrongheaded ideas

when did "wrongheaded" become a real word?

when did "wrongheaded" become a real word?

1998. I could have sworn there was a memo.

?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I've never heard that. Where's it from?

VAGINA BOJANGLER sounds suspiciously like Rio's handiwork. It may be the asscaps making me say that though.

Indeed it was the Rio. So effing funny.

So effing funny.

also a giveaway for Mrs Rio's work.