AND a roomba to do the dishes and put them away please.
You have a lori.
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 6:00:24 pm PST #7535 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cass - Nov 28, 2005 6:01:50 pm PST #7536 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
They've been protected, and the state fish, in California for the last decade. Too many young ones were going to aquariums. The population is healthy now.
I want a Roomba and a camcorder for Christmas. The cats do not.
amych - Nov 28, 2005 6:01:57 pm PST #7537 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If it were just a break, I'd be fine with it. But it'll take over everything, I tell you!!!1!1!
(and, sadly, still want to keep us around to clean the cat box)
tommyrot - Nov 28, 2005 6:03:16 pm PST #7538 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I want two Roombas with random scheduling - i.e each Roomba would clean the apartment at random times. Occasionally, they both would try to clean at the same time. When that happens, they'd fight, with lasers.
§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 6:04:59 pm PST #7539 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God help me, I'm addicted to Mile High. First Green Wing, then this. What wily powers do the British wield?
Cass - Nov 28, 2005 6:08:57 pm PST #7540 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm addicted to Mile HighShould I cut out the usual time where I miss it, catch the show later and love it, and just watch it now?
Jesse - Nov 28, 2005 6:08:58 pm PST #7541 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had a flashback to my own life
Seriously.
§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 6:12:07 pm PST #7542 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Should I cut out the usual time where I miss it, catch the show later and love it, and just watch it now?
It's BBC America, which means the season is probably almost over. When the feeling gets visceral, that's what it means. I swear, it's not even a good show. There's something about how it mixes the raucous bawdiness with "now you care for this character" sentimentality that gets me.
Kat - Nov 28, 2005 6:14:51 pm PST #7543 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Jesse, right?
I had an ex who wanted me to vacum. Every day. It was almost so comical if it weren't depressing.
You have a lori.
Except lori has a pesky habit of going away on trips. And a roomba? doesn't do that. What does it say, "oh I've got to go sweep for landmines now?"
§ ita § - Nov 28, 2005 6:15:58 pm PST #7544 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And a roomba? doesn't do that. What does it say, "oh I've got to go sweep for landmines now?"
They do get out of warranty, though.