I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Nov 26, 2005 7:45:47 am PST #7040 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Yeah, a lot of the soy milks I've tried have had that bitter soy undertaste to them, or else they have rice flour (also a less-severe allergy for me) for body. I've never tried almond milk, which I've heard can be pretty good.

The whole protein thing would be so much easier if I could eat some cheese with/for breakfast. Le Sigh.


Daisy Jane - Nov 26, 2005 8:03:06 am PST #7041 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Got back from Arkansas late last night. Was good to see the in-laws and MiL made a lovely dinner. I'm going to have buttermilk pie for breakfast I think.


bon bon - Nov 26, 2005 8:23:04 am PST #7042 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What about peanut butter? I've operated on the assumption that it's high in protein-- I lunch on pb & bagel frequently (high in protein, fat and carbs). A handful of soy nuts might be good as well.


msbelle - Nov 26, 2005 8:35:33 am PST #7043 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am taking a break from the homestead. When I left half of the new entertainment center had been put together. The old one was emptied and moved this morning. This will definately get completed today. Whee!


Daisy Jane - Nov 26, 2005 8:39:57 am PST #7044 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Mr. Jane's parents put him to work as soon as we got there. They added an office and a porch and replaced the floors with hardwood. On the plus side we came home with a new doormat that looks just like Oz in a cowboy outfit, a bookshelf, a new screen door, FiL's complete album collection, duck gumbo, and of course delicious piiiiiiiiiieeeee.

Unfortunately, not staying home by myself for the holiday meant I missed a phone call from my sister telling me she was here. Also, a phone call from a friend of mine back in Louisiana telling me she's getting married- she left a number, but there was static or the phone cut out on the last number.


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2005 8:55:06 am PST #7045 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can never leave home again, DJ.

Kat has informed me that it's legal in Texas for a man to kill his adulterous wife and the cuckold too. In theory, they'd have to be in flagrante delicto, but it can extend to cold-blooded premeditated murder if he knows the cheating is happening.

I can't quite believe this--I can believe it used to be the case, but she cited something as recently as 1974 about a man who trapped his wife and best friend, shot him, beat her, and wasn't indicted (at least on the murder).

Wha? How? Shouldn't there be some sort of outrage somewhere?

I'm hoping that the law has changed since then, and that's why it's news to me.


Daisy Jane - Nov 26, 2005 8:57:16 am PST #7046 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It has changed but fairly recently, and only when they discovered that it would have to apply to a man cheating on his wife.

ETA:

You can never leave home again, DJ
Right!?! Actually the calls were on my cell, but because in-laws are up in some beautiful hills in the middle of nowhere, where you can actually hear nature and see the stars and see deer and foxes and bunnies, I don't have service up there. Also, my diamond shoes are too tight.

And terribly jealous of your imbibing with Izzard


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2005 8:58:25 am PST #7047 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thank DOG. I'd hoped a Texan would be in the house who knew.


Daisy Jane - Nov 26, 2005 9:02:58 am PST #7048 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ahem. NOT a Texan. I just live here. When I make my millions I'm going back home.


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2005 9:04:05 am PST #7049 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sorry. You're no more Texan than I am Californian, although I'm okay with being described as such. It's American that's wrong.