Although, in annoying news, I just realized the reason my bra has been bugging me is that the underwire snapped. Bah! It's my favorite bra!

(Lily didn't quite break 15 at her 6 month.)

Franny was 14 lbs 4 oz. She is wee and delicate, he looks like a teeny weeny linebacker. I wouldn't be surprised if he outweighed her by the end of his first year, but then again she's in the 5th percentile for weight, he's in the 50th.

And Aimee, you sound like I did when Franny was that age. And Franny is perfectly healthy (although the pediatrician does keep having her weigh in, so maybe the comparisons to Franny are not the most reassuring thing).

Kat, that is the best typo. It made me laugh.

Me: Well, we've had this technology for 26 months now, I guess I never thought it would be necessary to point out the four buttons on the thing you use everyday that are dedicated entirely to PIP.

You know, just because you're Ms. Press-All-The-Buttons doesn't mean that everyone has that talent.

You just found this out today, didn't you.

I wish I could say that this would be the first time I told a story about mocking Bob for not knowing a button on the cable remote to someone who then admitted the same thing.

Or the second time.

That -day+ button is tricky.

Jesse, can you snag an underwire from a sucky bra and make Frankenbra?

I knew I have picture-in-picture! Not that I use it. I know about the +/-day thing, too! After you told me, but WHATEVER.

Jesse, can you snag an underwire from a sucky bra and make Frankenbra?

You intrigue me. I may actually try that.

After you told me, but WHATEVER.

I forgot that you were the second person.

OK, I'm having cable remote workshop on a saturday this fall; I encourage you to sign up.

There are some amazing tricks you probably don't know with the "A" button! Also, it goes forward/reverse to quarter hour increments.

Also, it goes forward/reverse to quarter hour increments.

Wait, that's the thing I want to know -- just hit A, or what? I hate trying to fast forward a lot on a recorded show.

While fast forwarding press the > or < button (the ones around the select button). It hits the quarter hours.

The A thing: If you're in guide, you can go forward in 100-channel increments by pressing the A button. If you're in the title guide, you can go forward by title by using the C button.

Hmph. Mine doesn't do that. Perhaps Comcast isn't as advanced as Time-Warner.

Though I did know about the -day and +day before you posted.

This whole needing to sleep in order to function thing is a serious flaw.