Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 22, 2005 6:09:16 am PST #6272 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't lock my door because I don't want to lock myself out. I also grew up in the country and you just didn't lock your door.


bon bon - Nov 22, 2005 6:11:04 am PST #6273 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

A doorknob lock? That doesn't even count.

I also had a doorman and I lived on the fifteenth floor!


Jesse - Nov 22, 2005 6:15:47 am PST #6274 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I also had a doorman and I lived on the fifteenth floor!

Least secure place to live!! Anyone who looks half-way respectable can just walk in!!! t /paranoia

I don't lock my door because I don't want to lock myself out.

This is actually the thing I like best about having a deadbolt -- I know I have my keys when I leave, because I need them to lock the door.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 22, 2005 6:22:58 am PST #6275 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The problem with my deadbolts is that it's a dicey proposition whether the locks will give up my keys afterwards. Also, flimsy old wooden doors not quite living up to the 18" fortress-like walls they're set in.


Lee - Nov 22, 2005 6:27:44 am PST #6276 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I probably shouldn't mention that I left the keys in the door all night a few days ago, and that my building is totally open, with no hallways or anything. If you go out my front door, you are outside.


beth b - Nov 22, 2005 6:28:35 am PST #6277 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm not always good about locking the door when i am home. ( I do check before bed) . But I have gotten better because - if the breeze is just right it will blow open. Which is disconcerting when you are in the shower.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 6:28:36 am PST #6278 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jackie Chan movies don't make much money in the US.

Get with the program, Americans!!! What is your problem? But $20M for Tucker? Sheeit. How much does Generic Black Leading Man get paid these days?

Wait...there must be a site for actor paydays, right? Anyone know of one?


Sue - Nov 22, 2005 6:34:12 am PST #6279 of 10006
hip deep in pie

I never lock my door when I am home and awake.


bon bon - Nov 22, 2005 6:35:27 am PST #6280 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jackie Chan movies don't make much money in the US.

Get with the program, Americans!!! What is your problem?

That with the plotting, the acting and the diction, his movies made for English audiences are interchangeable? Why watch a new one?

I say this as someone who saw The Tuxedo.

Don't feel bad for Jackie Chan, ita.


bon bon - Nov 22, 2005 6:37:40 am PST #6281 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Possible serial post:

How much does Generic Black Leading Man get paid these days?

Without looking, I am guessing $12 million on average. Check what Jamie Foxx is making for Miami Vice.