This cracks me up. Dear Madonna: Please stop pretending to be Marilu Henner. [link]
When we landed here you said you needed a few days to get space worthy again and is there somethin' wrong with your bunk?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Nov 21, 2005 9:44:55 am PST #6035 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
amych - Nov 21, 2005 9:45:05 am PST #6036 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, three years younger than I.
This one is the best of all.
P.M. Marc - Nov 21, 2005 9:53:51 am PST #6037 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Lee - Nov 21, 2005 9:57:26 am PST #6038 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Plei! I mailed you something on Friday. I hope you get it today, and that it didn't get too smooshed.
Allyson - Nov 21, 2005 9:57:35 am PST #6039 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Why didn't I flirt? WHY? Now he's gone. 4eva.
Vortex - Nov 21, 2005 10:03:24 am PST #6040 of 10006
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
When you tell me everything is "urgent" or needs to be done "ASAP," it would be helpful if you also told me which things have actual deadlines and when they are.
When my boss does that, I say “boss, I have 5 urgent things on my desk. What’s the most urgent.” And then I say “boss, I have 4 urgent things on my desk, what’s the most urgent?” and so on. Of course, my boss isn’t a jackhole, he just forgets what I’m doing sometimes.
World domination while refraining from killing stupid co-workers?
What kind of domination refrains from killing stupid people? Come on, that’s the REASON for the revolution!
Cashmere - Nov 21, 2005 10:03:41 am PST #6041 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ded from cute: [link]
I love that the baby gorilla is wearing the EXACT same newborn cap that they put on Owen. So. Freakin'. Cute.
So rare in this nerd preserve.
Nerd preserve. That's one I haven't heard. HA!
Why didn't I flirt? WHY? Now he's gone. 4eva.
Might he be back for a job or an internship? One where he needs lots of assistance from the cute but snarky administrative chick with fantastic hair?
§ ita § - Nov 21, 2005 10:04:27 am PST #6042 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gack. I can peg the work moments that set the head off. Just a wee bit of frustration, combined with having to talk, and boom!
Off to sleep through lunch.
Jesse - Nov 21, 2005 10:07:40 am PST #6043 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
When my boss does that, I say “boss, I have 5 urgent things on my desk. What’s the most urgent.” And then I say “boss, I have 4 urgent things on my desk, what’s the most urgent?” and so on.
I do this when he starts in with "Let me know if you can't get this done today" at 4:30. But usually his "urgent" means nothing, so I don't sweat it and do what I want. And then he gets worked up. And I can't see the computer screen anymore due to eyerolling.
Tom, I'd suggest you add as a goal, "Continue not to be a jackhole," because that seems so rare in the workplace these days.
tommyrot - Nov 21, 2005 10:09:01 am PST #6044 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom, I'd suggest you add as a goal, "Continue not to be a jackhole," because that seems so rare in the workplace these days.
In fact, I'd say this is good advice for all Toms....