I've had one scotch, but that doesn't account for the bounce!
And why must me bouncing equal drunk, damnit! You KNOW my capabilities for out of character behavior. You confine my multitudes!
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I've had one scotch, but that doesn't account for the bounce!
And why must me bouncing equal drunk, damnit! You KNOW my capabilities for out of character behavior. You confine my multitudes!
I think she's bouncy cause she's vacating.
I am SO VACATING. By monday, I won't even be futzed about work shit, I guarantee.
edit: now having scotch #2. You can accuse me of inebriation in about 30 minutes.
Man, I wish I were vacating. Instead I am taking time I don't feel like I really have to go hang out at my parents', which I like, but not right now. The fall semester is one big holiday clusterfuck. Bah. And I should be cleaning now, since there's some possibility that a friend wants to come over tomorrow, due to an OC malfunction. But I'm not. So there.
I've had 5 family trips in the past 12 months. This one is for me. Actually, last one for me was ...either NY or Boise, when my friend's daughter was born, which was.... over a year ago. Only? Seems longer.
You definitely need a vacation, sara.
AND I'M GETTING ONE. NONRELATED PEOPLE.
Also, I suspect one of my new neighbors is a dealer. Just a hunch.
Look close, because maybe he's a haircutter, like my friend from high school who always had the cops at his door, thinking he was dealing. See, a lot of people came in and out of his apartment.
Well, there's this smell. And mention of joints upon arrival and exiting, such that it is pretty clear. Truth of the matter is, I'm not going to call 911 unless there is an incident or annoyance that I can't ignore and that makes me nervous for my sake. Don't know which apartment. If I knew, I might call in a tip. Don't want that sort of problem around me, that's for sure.
Mind you, in the past month, I've called in 2 domestics. One in my bldg and one a sobbing woman in the parking lot. And according to the arresting officers who came to check out the source of the call (me) both have been justified. It's sketchy. Pisses me off, in any case.
You're a good neighbor.