Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 10:05:33 am PST #5328 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Stupid eye. My next opthamologist appointment isn't for another 3 weeks, but recently I've started seeing a lot of floaters in that eye, so I gotta see someone sooner.


Calli - Nov 18, 2005 10:05:37 am PST #5329 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Taking classes with older professors is making the rating page less fun than I'd hoped. Looks like my favorite profs have retired.


P.M. Marc - Nov 18, 2005 10:07:35 am PST #5330 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

This one cracked me up:

(Name)'s one of those few professors that can honestly gage students. He assigns some ridiculious assignments to challange those interested, while understanding it's not for everyone. However, you read the boring documents (that grad students don't even bother to read) and you're rewarded for it. I also, luckily, got to experience (Name)'s last drinking binge.

Though it makes me want to lecture (Name), if this was a recent student, because (Name) was supposed to lay off the vodka after his stroke a few years back.

I feel weirdly protective of my old profs.

I think it's an Evergreen thing.


Jesse - Nov 18, 2005 10:07:36 am PST #5331 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Those are hilarious. I found one professor I had as an undergrad, who got good ratings and also HOT.


Dana - Nov 18, 2005 10:12:10 am PST #5332 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My favorite professor also got a Hot rating. It's true, in that sort of distracted professor way. Which I understand some people find hot. *ahem*


amych - Nov 18, 2005 10:12:58 am PST #5333 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's very odd. Looking up people here, I keep thinking "someone thinks he's hot??!!" Whereas when I look at my undergrad school, it's all, "how could they give him a 3.7? He was wonderful!" (And agreeing with one "maybe he was great 30 years ago" comment.)


tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 10:13:03 am PST #5334 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm tempted to look up my Probability & Stats prof, to see if he still tucks his shirts inside his underwear.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 18, 2005 10:16:24 am PST #5335 of 10006
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

At my old school, everyone was so nice! Except to one of my favorite English Professors.

My history professor, who I was just reading about in the alumni newsletter because he was going to be on tv, got the HOT rating.


flea - Nov 18, 2005 10:17:28 am PST #5336 of 10006
information libertarian

Looking at the site makes me glad I don't teach (any more). A remarkable number of the comments are accurate and fair, even when not entirely nice. If I were teaching I would feel so naked. I like to imagine that nobody thinks about me ever (no please do not diabuse me of this notion no no laa laa laaaaaa I can't heeear you.)


juliana - Nov 18, 2005 10:17:55 am PST #5337 of 10006
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I looked at his dad and smiled and said, "Imagine if you said to your boss, 'I'm sorry. I'm not going to do any of that work anymore. It's boring.'"

And this is why you're an awesome teacher.