Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 18, 2005 7:01:02 am PST #5232 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

But why would I possibly need two scarves? In Texas?

Because sometimes you go places outside of Texas, where you might need a scarf!

I'm not a real girl, and I own, like six. Sure, I'm in Michigan and I need scarves, but one ought to have varieties of color and warmth. Options are good.


Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 7:04:45 am PST #5233 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If there are no takers on the Hollywood sign, how about the World's Largest Poker chip?

(No, I don't want to be at work today, why do you ask?)


Volans - Nov 18, 2005 7:05:40 am PST #5234 of 10006
move out and draw fire

CaBil, that r0x0rs!


juliana - Nov 18, 2005 7:07:58 am PST #5235 of 10006
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

(No, I don't want to be at work today, why do you ask?)

Wanna help me write introduction letters, instead? They're ever so exciting....


Jesse - Nov 18, 2005 7:09:56 am PST #5236 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ASSCAP-o-licious meara time...

STOP HOGGING THE LOUNGE ABOUT TIME JESSE!

I realized I have an excellent excuse for lounging: I am paying a SHITLOAD of money for the priveilege.

Black pepper and chocolate is good. Jalapenos and chocolate is DELICIOUS. Salt and chocolate is ...spilt salt.

What you people need to remember is that ita is a crazy salt-hater. But it's not her fault. I'm sure she was just born that way.

WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO RUN TEST OVER A MAJOR HOLIDAY HUH?!!

WHO BROKE GROUPS FOR MY SCRIPTS?!

WHY DOES THE WEATHER HATE ME?

WHY DOES MY CAT TRY TO KILL ME AND MY SHEETS>!@?

Poor, poor sarameg.

I think it's something about Target, actually. That place makes me want to spend money on all sorts of things I don't need. I walk in there, and I have visions of organizing my entire life.

God, this is so true. Target is full of crack.


Kathy A - Nov 18, 2005 7:14:05 am PST #5237 of 10006
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Flutie would not get hired by any NFL team simply because of his height.

Flutie played for the Bears post-McMahon, but he didn't deliver the goods (as is typical for a Bears quarterback--the current rookie is one of the best performers they've had in the position in 20 years). I was glad to see that he did well in the CFL, just wish he could have done better here in Chicago.


CaBil - Nov 18, 2005 7:15:45 am PST #5238 of 10006
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

Thanks all!


Nutty - Nov 18, 2005 7:19:53 am PST #5239 of 10006
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Flutie played for the Bears post-McMahon, but he didn't deliver the goods

He bounced around a lot in the US -- the Bills, too, the Patriots for a short while, then Canada, and then backup in San Diego and backup in New England again. I think that the return to New England was kind of a PR move, since he is so famous locally and everybody likes him and I foresee his moving into management someday.

(He's also a huge baseball fan, so the cameras always find him at Fenway -- and in 2004, at Angels Stadium during the playoffs. This spring, he caught a screaming foul liner into the seats next to Canvas Alley, and everybody was like, Why aren't you on the field with hands like that??)


Kathy A - Nov 18, 2005 7:22:56 am PST #5240 of 10006
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From the Chicago Tribune: 63-year-old bank robber raised his sons right. So they turned him in.


Trudy Booth - Nov 18, 2005 7:23:20 am PST #5241 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Angus Young tops list of greatest ‘short dudes’

That list is invalid -- so far as I can tell there's not a single race car driver on it.