They always sound to me like copycat advice books propped up on really vagued-up Eastern bullshit and sold to business types. (And, sadly, I don't disagree at all with the "marketable" assessment.)
There's always "Zen and the Art of Lingerie Sales."
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 11:53:11 am PST #4966 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ginger - Nov 17, 2005 11:55:54 am PST #4967 of 10006
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Or "Zen and the Pantyhose Man"
lisah - Nov 17, 2005 11:55:57 am PST #4968 of 10006
Punishingly Intricate
I'm partial to The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You. I think publishers will fear it, maybe.
A Pantyhose Man is a much scarier concept to me!
(I think both of those titles are great. I'm not a publisher though.)
sumi - Nov 17, 2005 11:57:37 am PST #4969 of 10006
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday Jilli! I hope that the procedure goes well.
Isn't it funny how it seems that every year all the OTHER guys in People's Sexiest Man alive are sexier than the guy on the cover?
And for askye's fluffy cat, may I suggest the Norwegian Forest Cat? They are like a cobbier Maine Coon Cat and I met a most impressive one at a cat show. His front paws were at least as big, if not bigger than my hands.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 11:59:07 am PST #4970 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Isn't it funny how it seems that every year all the OTHER guys in People's Sexiest Man alive are sexier than the guy on the cover?
I'm good with calling Matthew McConaughey the sexiest man alive, at least for a month or twelve.
He's kinda pretty.
bon bon - Nov 17, 2005 12:05:19 pm PST #4971 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Isn't it funny how it seems that every year all the OTHER guys in People's Sexiest Man alive are sexier than the guy on the cover?
Could be this: [link]
Lee - Nov 17, 2005 12:09:02 pm PST #4972 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I've been told that perkins the cat is probably part Norwegian forest cat, and it's safe to say he's pretty darn fluffy [link]
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 17, 2005 12:15:48 pm PST #4973 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Happy Birthday Jilli!
I'm partial to The Kid Behind the Counter Hates You, but I may be biased from having more experience with snotty clerks than panty hose.
Kate P. - Nov 17, 2005 12:19:22 pm PST #4974 of 10006
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I like Life Lessons from the Pantyhose Man the best. t /unhelpful
dw - Nov 17, 2005 12:45:11 pm PST #4975 of 10006
Silence means security silence means approval
Anyone need a melon baller? They're tearing out the office kitchen and replacing it with an office, and thus they're clearing out 35 years worth of stuff from the drawers and cabinets. And of all the hundred things in the utensil drawer (some of which had old post office codes like "St. Louis 12, Missouri" stamped in the metal, signifying an age when ZIP codes were only used by liberal hippie postmen), I was handed a melon baller.