I haven't gotten a love letter, but as Hec pointed out to Jesse, I have gotten a valentine. My ex and I did used to write letters back and forth, even though we were in the same town, but I don't know that they were love letters, just letters.

I wrote a now crushingly painfully embarrassing letter to him after he broke up with me, sort of begging for him to take me back.

I have recieved a semi-anonymous porn tape left on my doorstep, which was creepy. It was a couple months after my ex moved out and I couldn't tell if it was from him or to him, as the attached card could either be read two ways. I wasn't going to watch it but a friend of mine thought I would feel bad if he made me a suicide tape or something. I was instead treated to a bad tape of bad seventies era porn.

I should not reschedule the doctor's appointment I have tomorrow despite the fact that I know it's not going to be good news. Right?

If you needed to schedule it in the first place, which you obviously did, you should not reschedule it.

You should totally have pie, though.

If you needed to schedule it in the first place, which you obviously did, you should not reschedule it.

But... it's a follow-up... and... wah.

And I'll probably have to deny myself the pie, because I need to lose weight.

I'll be good. But I really, really won't like it.

Dear Head of Engineering,

Please do not ever again schedule a 8 day test window over the Thanksgiving holiday, especially after a layoff, when you have laid off one of the key testers. Few people are up to speed and they are coming to me in a panic (because oddly, I seem to have become the institutional memory on this part) and when they find out I'm going to be gone all 8 of the 8 test days...well, I almost made someone cry, I think.

Thanks,

Me and your testers.

shrift, have pie.

Joy.

A woman who apparently thinks her home is possessed by the devil has shut her family inside, holding police at bay.

Life in the big city.

I am so bored. I don't have anything to do. Or that I want to do.

Want to make people cry?

shrift, you should both to go the doctor, and have pie. Not a whole pie, just some pie.

I still have never gotten a Valentine from a boyfriend, though. Woe.

I have done a bunch of work today, which is good, I guess.

A woman who apparently thinks her home is possessed by the devil has shut her family inside, holding police at bay.

You'd think she'd want to get her family out of the house possessed by the devil, wouldn't you?

You'd think she'd want to get her family out of the house possessed by the devil, wouldn't you?

Maybe she doesn't like her family very much.