Tom, I know! Can you believe that shit! It allowed Arpaio to put on his Ace Crimefighter Bit though and that's...a lot less funny. Tep, wrod.
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hey, does this link work?
Because, really, hummina.
I am awake. I do not wish to be awake (sure, I'm usually up by now, but I've been up since 7:30, as Paul woke up late and had to be driven in).
Lillian expelled some Actual Vomit in the car. While I have a message in, I think it's just that she gagged on her own drool with an empty stomach. Baby vomit = stinky.
Oh, man, I saw about two minutes of Entertainment Tonight last night, and they showed that picture. Yowsa.
The link worked fine right up until the point where I drooled into the touchpad.
I need fashion help. I'm mostly decided on the dress I'm wearing to the krav holiday party. Not the silver one, because the invite says Casual-Dressy (which I'm assuming is not a continuum specification, but more specific).
I've picked a dress I've never worn before. It's black cotton weave, spaghetti straps with a slightly curved neckline. The waist is slightly dropped, and the skirt is..ruffles sounds wrong, but it has added volume, and a black sash to tie off-centre. I need to snazz it up. I may need new shoes (dressy heels without an open toe), and I have plenty of black, silver, and garnet jewelry, but I can't work out how to make it pop.
Seriously.
You could short out a whole office with the amount of drooling that picture produces.
Why-oh-why did we never get shirtless Gavin? Why?
I have plenty of black, silver, and garnet jewelry, but I can't work out how to make it pop.
A light coating of glitter on your shoulders and arms?
(Okay, so Jilli and I default to Glitter, but still! It would look nice!)
Okay, Best Of is getting an update, stat. DAMMIT. The holding on to the love letters thing? It's rude of a cheerfully married man to say that. Just rude.
Damn, that's hot.
You could short out a whole office with the amount of drooling that picture produces.
Wuh. Guh. Can I add to my Holiday Want List? I want one of those, please.
A light coating of glitter on your shoulders and arms?
I am such the glitter girl to the krav people. This will be perfect. I'll have to track down some fine silver glitter--any recommendations?