My mother just sent me a massively forwarded (layers and layers of forwarding)"How not to get raped" email.
How do you say "You have got to be fucking kidding me" to someone whose house you will be at in less than a week?
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DebetEsse - Nov 16, 2005 2:16:34 pm PST #4758 of 10006
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 16, 2005 2:23:38 pm PST #4759 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The ad closes with Son dancing at a club, and one of the crowd of cell phone support guys is dancing along till "Can You Hear Me" guy glares at him.
You know Sprint Guy would have just smiled at him. If Sprint hadn't FIRED HIM, that is.
Aims - Nov 16, 2005 2:24:35 pm PST #4760 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My sister went to WMU!
sarameg - Nov 16, 2005 3:41:52 pm PST #4761 of 10006
So of course it is rainy and nasty and I hate driving in the rain in the dark and so what happens? One of the wiper blades breaks. So I get to drive to the screeEEE screeeEEE of metal brackets scraping on glass for 3 miles. I really should have replaced those blades last week. I'm still twitching.
juliana - Nov 16, 2005 3:42:37 pm PST #4762 of 10006
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Don't they show it in goth clubs in a never ending loop?
Here, they just show Bettie Page videos and then ambient. Over and over again. I never need to buy any of the Bettie videos, because they are burned in to my memory.
DavidS - Nov 16, 2005 4:04:07 pm PST #4763 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Here, they just show Bettie Page videos and then ambient. Over and over again. I never need to buy any of the Bettie videos, because they are burned in to my memory.
Huh. I guess this exposes how little I've gone to any rock/dance clubs in the last umpty years since I still associate them with Rockamerica videos blazing away in all corners.
Wolfram - Nov 16, 2005 4:51:14 pm PST #4764 of 10006
Visilurking
You know Sprint Guy would have just smiled at him. If Sprint hadn't FIRED HIM, that is.
They fired SPRINT GUY! Those bastards!
Kat - Nov 16, 2005 5:00:51 pm PST #4765 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sarameg! paging sarameg!
sarameg - Nov 16, 2005 5:04:18 pm PST #4766 of 10006
Yes, ma'am?
sarameg - Nov 16, 2005 5:08:10 pm PST #4767 of 10006
Here, I am, all relatively prompt and shit... OK 15 minutes isn't prompt.