I am desperately trying to keep my mood in check, so I bring you something someone must serve somewhere, this year (but not me): [link]

Pooh Case. You know, the thing where you put Certain Significant Words in uppercase.

Well, you could put Pooh bear in a case, like a suitcase, but only if it was a Suitcase of Suffcient Room for a Bear to Loll About.

The practice of nasal irrigation, known as Neti, has been used by practitioners of Yoga and Ayurveda in India for hundreds, if not thousands of years.

It's yogic saline nasal lavage, with a special pot.

See, I think they're trying to Pooh case, but it's not consistent. One time You are very important and then by the next bullet point you aren't.

ita, doesn't want me to capitalize. I'm shocked.

Oh Goodness. I guess I Pooh case All The Time, then. But not in Professional Documents.

Neti pot!

you could put Pooh bear in a case, like a suitcase, but only if it was a Suitcase of Suffcient Room for a Bear to Loll About

But when you mix bears and cases, you stray into Paddington territory, and interestingly enough, his Aunt Lucy had a way with capitalisation too...“Please Look After This Bear. Thank You.”

At least she was consistent.

It's yogic saline nasal lavage, with a special pot.

Ewww.

Perkins, a neti pot isn't as gross as it sounds. It's actually Rather Satisfying. Plus, then Your Sinuses Are Clear and you can breathe.

Ewww.