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I'm actually looking forward to this year's holiday party, because the dress I bought super cheap (with Ginger's help) from Coldwater creek looks kick ass on, and has a slit up the side that makes it perfect to wear with fishnets, and that's the one chance I will get to wear it.

I think this is a slightly different nose, but I could be wrong: [link]

Holiday parties are yet another delightful occasion for me to contemplate the dimensions of the kickspace under my desk.

I get to work at the fancy holiday party, and possibly go to the regular one.

I do have a good thing for today: I have witchy feet! Or at least, I have stripey socks and pointy shoes.

The Stepfordification of Katie Holmes - it's a horror movie in plain sight.

The brothel creepers look a lot like Hec's flamey sneakers.

Brothel Creepers come in many styles - the main thing is the thick, crepe soles. My sneakers are just sneakers.

I thought winklepickers were on the cover of Joe Jackson's album Look Sharp but on further review they are merely pointy shoes.

I am really curious where the terms 'brothel creepers' and 'winkle pickers' came from.

Is there any crossover? Can one get one's winkle picked in a brothel?

Maybe in Thailand.

I am really curious where the terms 'brothel creepers' and 'winkle pickers' came from.

Winkles are mussels, so a winkle picker is something pointy enough to pry open a mussel.

Can one get one's winkle picked in a brothel?

For $10 extra, sure.