I tell you, there is nothing funnier than a toddler who so wants to resist your will with screaming and crying and fighting, but is so tired that all she can do is stiffen up a bit and stare at you.
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
dw - Nov 15, 2005 5:44:35 am PST #4195 of 10006
Silence means security silence means approval
DXMachina - Nov 15, 2005 5:48:55 am PST #4196 of 10006
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
What do you need, vw?
vw bug - Nov 15, 2005 5:50:36 am PST #4197 of 10006
Mostly lurking...
You know anything about lysozyme?
Jesse - Nov 15, 2005 5:51:29 am PST #4198 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Some people keep eating if they've already paid for it.
Sure, but not all people.
I am so fucking tired right now, I can't believe I'm at work. Luckily, I'm not doing work.
DXMachina - Nov 15, 2005 5:51:32 am PST #4199 of 10006
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I can guess it's an enzyme.
vw bug - Nov 15, 2005 5:52:07 am PST #4200 of 10006
Mostly lurking...
You're very smart.
tommyrot - Nov 15, 2005 5:54:19 am PST #4201 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Men's asymetrical genital-cozy: [link]
WARNING: ANOYING MUSIC! More-or-less work safe. Like a speedo, but moreso.
More strange male genitalia coverings: [link] [link]
NOT work-safe: [link]
edit for clarity. Hopefully.
Jesse - Nov 15, 2005 5:55:12 am PST #4202 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had to click on that first link just to see if it was the genitals that were asymetric or what.
Edit: Of course, in the second link, the, um, clothing item is symetrical, but the genitals are not. FYI.
tommyrot - Nov 15, 2005 5:59:06 am PST #4203 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The last link has some major lack of symmetry.
Cashmere - Nov 15, 2005 6:03:10 am PST #4204 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
WARNING: ANOYING MUSIC! More-or-less work safe. Like a speedo, but moreso.
I think the music is hilarious. It's like Buck Rogers Speedos!