Prison Break is dirty tonight.

How's this?

PS: thanks for the headache + nausea, Internet Typhoid Mary!

Thanks for the birthday wishes! (Although it's still Chicat's day where I live.)

Dirty how, ita?

Typhoid Mary wasn't a sufferer. I'm merely patient zero.

Re: dirtiness -- not only did we have a casual non-medical rectal exam during conversation, but they slipped in the term rusty trombone.

Re: plot, so far in my TiVoing, people in jeopardy PLEASE REMEMBER that just smacking your attacker with a chair guarantees nothing. If they made it life and death, you don't get to reset the level of conflict. Oy.

Oh, that's right. I was still all swoony with the serious eyefucking going on.

Typhoid Mary is a funny phrase. Much more so than "patient zero."

Demetri Martin! On the TDS! O happy day.

There's been good staring. And bedroom voice.

As for Typhoid Mary, I'm not Mary -- my sister is. Which makes no sense if you're not us, but there you go.

Wait, I think she was Mary.

I like being patient zero. Counting from zero is cool.

Who is this Demetri Martin? He was funny.

Demetri Martin! Fabulous stand-up who also is on Conan's writing staff. A joke of his that I remember:

"I always wanted to live near Carnegie Hall. That way when people asked me how to get to my house, I could say 'practice, practice, practice, make a left.'"

My best friend bitches that there's not enough personal development on Prison Break. Well, there's not enough sex either, but what can you do? Can't rely on one show for everything.

Question: did Scofield's "wife" mess things up by telling the guard about the credit card? What's the card for?

Synopsis: LJ and the lawyers are on the run, the guy's been shot. They've added another guy (the old one with the dead cat who's really who Scofield accused him of being) and are breaking out in four days. Scofield had a conjugal so he could be slipped a credit card. Sarah doesn't trust him now that she thinks he's married.

So sad.

The card was disguised to get into the closet with all the prisoners' stuff. ETA What the hell is with everyone not figuring out what the brother of a death row inmate is doing? He gets married the day before the armed robbery, that piques your suspicion-- what else could he possibly be up to? I guess the fact that he and his brother spend hours alone together completely ameliorates any suspicion.

Since PB is supposed to take place over a few weeks, I dunno how much personal devt could take place. I guess Scofield is less naive.

Overall this ep kinda bugged since it was a lot of completely pointless plot development-- like Scofield *now* doubts Westmoreland is DB Cooper? And seriously Tancredi felt it necessary to confront Scofield over the fact that she lusts after him-- oh, I'm sorry, I mean they flirt. And yeah on hitting the guy with a chair, although I loved that they left him down the well. I figure every episode has a dead body by the end of it, so far.