Aimee, are you feeling better?

Little bit. Still kinda achy.

Had a dream about you last night. You moved to Amsterdam and we came to visit you. You lived up a very very very steep mountain in a dormitory type place. I could see the Matterhorn from where you lived and there was a fire drill.

Aimee, I've got Em's CD burned. I just need to go to the post office and stick them in the mail.

You know what, it is really not nice to fuck with me by being my backup and then scheduling time off at the same time I will be gone, when I told you at least a month ago, made it official, got it cleared long before that, etc.

And so now I have to make someone else emergency backup for the backup?

Let me tell you, I may just say fuck it and not come back at this rate.

Not playing. Nope, just not going to.

Aimee, I've got Em's CD burned. I just need to go to the post office and stick them in the mail.

Whoot! Thanks babe.

Have I told you her new word?

Shit.

She says it all the time. Bad cursing mommy.

Aimee, that was my first word.

Well then. Guarantee of a rocking cool daughter.

Hah! Well, at least one who manages to impress a navy submariner who prides himself on his cursing with her coloful language when doing her physics homework.

I've cleaned it up a whole lot these days. The nanny stint meant I had to go cold turkey, fast, and I've never quite recovered from that.

scheduling time off at the same time I will be gone, when I told you at least a month ago, made it official, got it cleared long before that, etc.

And so now I have to make someone else emergency backup for the backup?

Getting backup for the backup should SO be your first backup's problem.

She says it all the time. Bad cursing mommy

I'm just glad Owen's still pre-verbal. I'd rather he stick to animal sounds than start yelling "FUCKING MORON" when we're in traffic.

Kinsey's Institute for Sex Research sign for sale on eBay:

Thank God I didn't see this until after paying my bills, or I would have been tempted to bid on it.