What are they fighting over?
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:00:12 pm PST #3881 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:01:18 pm PST #3882 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
just you know, fighting.
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:01:59 pm PST #3883 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Giraffe. No, wait. Hyena.
Herd beasts am lame. Predators rule.
Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2005 7:03:01 pm PST #3884 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I was reading a bright green blog and now the background of the board appears to be pink.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2005 7:03:03 pm PST #3885 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A giraffe vs. A hyena? Hyena all the way. Giraffes can't fight for shit.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:03:09 pm PST #3886 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Motivation is key, man. I can't handicap the fight without knowing the prize.
Someone today asked me if I could fight one of the instructors off me. I had to split it down -- if he wanted to pin me down and kick my ass, he'd win. But if he wanted to pin me down and rape me while I was conscious, I think he'd fail. Motivation.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:03:32 pm PST #3887 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Except, apparently they do use their neck and head like a club and can club predators. And when they kick they can kill hyenas.
Daisy Jane - Nov 13, 2005 7:03:42 pm PST #3888 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
But I know who wins in a monkey jackal smackdown!
Cass - Nov 13, 2005 7:04:13 pm PST #3889 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Heard beasts are huge and have strong legs ending in hooves, Ima go giraffe. But they won't fight because they are pretty and I like them so they must be gentle creatures.
Or, really, big hooves with big muscles controlling them, so giraffe.
Now I need to go Google if giraffe feet are called hooves or something else.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:04:49 pm PST #3890 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The woman at the wild animal park when we did the overnight taught us the funniest prey/predator rhyme.
Eyes on side: likes to hide.
Eyes on front: likes to hunt.