You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


kat perez - Oct 31, 2005 12:15:03 pm PST #329 of 10006
"We have trust issues." Mylar

So you're saying she should pick one who'll grow up to be hot?

She already has. Maddox made like number two on GQ's best dressed list this year. It's only a matter of time until inappropriate kiss, the sequel with Maddox standing in for her brother at the Oscars.

Also, I hear she wants to go for a Russian kid next to complete her Benneton sweater set.

As for Janet, all I know is that she and James supposedly had a love child that she then sent to live with Reebie. According to Young Debarge and his new CD pimp-age.


P.M. Marc - Oct 31, 2005 12:17:12 pm PST #330 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Maddox is a gorgeous kid. He can grow up and marry Apple Martin.


kat perez - Oct 31, 2005 12:18:26 pm PST #331 of 10006
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Zahara is as well. I saw a picture of her in Jane Magazine and she is beautiful. I think it's a Jolie pre-requisite.


Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2005 12:18:41 pm PST #332 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Apple Martin

Man, I never even thought about their last name.

She's one letter from a cocktail!


Trudy Booth - Oct 31, 2005 12:21:30 pm PST #333 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

slut slut slut


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 31, 2005 12:23:05 pm PST #334 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I am too distrurbed that Brangelina is thinking about adopting another child. When did the Jolie turn into a modern day Mia Farrow?

Think of the entertainment value when a middle-aged Brad Pitt leaves her for one of her children! They'll be finding pieces of him scattered all over for years.


kat perez - Oct 31, 2005 12:26:00 pm PST #335 of 10006
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Brad and Maddox? I can totally see it. Although, I think Maddox could probably take her.


le nubian - Oct 31, 2005 12:27:46 pm PST #336 of 10006
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

They'll be finding pieces of him scattered all over for years.

Damn.


le nubian - Oct 31, 2005 12:36:17 pm PST #337 of 10006
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Who brought up Woody Allen?

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Woody Allen says his relationship with wife Soon-Yi Previn, which has a "more paternal feeling," is "one of the truly lucky things that happened to me in my life."

Allen, a two-time Oscar winner, married Previn in 1997. She is the adopted daughter of Andre Previn and Mia Farrow, Allen's former girlfriend.

In 1992, Allen was discovered to be having an affair with Previn, then 22, while he was dating Farrow. He and Previn have two daughters, ages 5 and 6.

"I'm sure there are things that I might have done differently," he says in an interview in Vanity Fair magazine, on newsstands Nov. 8. "Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did."

But Allen, who will be 70 on Dec. 1, says age hasn't brought wisdom.

"I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today," he tells the magazine.

Despite the calamitous beginnings of his relationship with Previn, he says, "It was just completely fortuitous. One of the truly lucky things that happened to me in my life."

"I don't ever feel that I'm with a hostile or threatening person. It's got a more paternal feeling to it."


kat perez - Oct 31, 2005 12:37:56 pm PST #338 of 10006
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Ew. A world of ew.