The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Nov 10, 2005 11:49:27 am PST #2856 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks. I have an acupuncture appointment set up for Saturday. Time to give the Orient a swing at my noggin.

Let's cross our fingers!


amych - Nov 10, 2005 11:49:27 am PST #2857 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bad enough to have a 4:00 meeting. Worse when boss schedules something else and fails to send a cancellation.


Nutty - Nov 10, 2005 11:54:04 am PST #2858 of 10006
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

EEGs are good. Finding out for sure whether you're having seizures, also good. Prospect of puzzling your way through medication conflicts, less good. Heart-rate induced symptoms, not good int he slightest.

You know, I sometimes keep a little list in my head for all the craxy things my body does to me, so I can recite them off to my doctor next time I go (January). But, they are things like "annoying bone spur in foot" and "scaly patches of skin" and "ways to improve bad back" and "excessive snot on more days than not," and never cross that threshold into Call The Doctor Now. I am pretty lucky.


sarameg - Nov 10, 2005 11:57:22 am PST #2859 of 10006

Heck, if kissing frogs would work....

But not those hallucinogenic poison ones. Those would definitely not help.


tommyrot - Nov 10, 2005 11:59:24 am PST #2860 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"excessive snot on more days than not,"

Nice rhyme.


sarameg - Nov 10, 2005 12:03:49 pm PST #2861 of 10006

That snot funny.

Sorry. That one is coded in me. Dad drags it out every chance he gets.

It would be really satisfying to put my foot through some drywall about now. Except that would rather damage my shoes, so no.

It's funny, the odd piddly little things that turn me into a psycho. I can nonfrothily discuss tyranny, oppression, politics and human cruelty but my god, you give me a crappy website and tell me I have to use it, and suddenly I'm a raving lunatic. Ditto leafblowers, city buses driving, and my apartment management.


msbelle - Nov 10, 2005 12:05:44 pm PST #2862 of 10006
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I continue to worry about ita in a completely useless across the country way. Also continue to be available for theraputic venting. and, of course, continue to cherish.

sara continues to be a cutiehead no matter what she says.

Allyson continues to be smart, funny, pretty, and competent despite what her head is telling her.


Theodosia - Nov 10, 2005 12:22:24 pm PST #2863 of 10006
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

What about me, msbelle? ::makes big puppy eyes::


Burrell - Nov 10, 2005 12:25:52 pm PST #2864 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

She wants me on anti-epileptic prophylactic meds, in case the fainting is seizures, and I need to get an EEG.

Grrr. I grrr on your behalf.

Hey, I know someone studying Chinese medicine. Because she is so lovely and so warm, I am thinking about getting a work up from one of the doctors at her school. She's at Yo San University.


sarameg - Nov 10, 2005 12:25:55 pm PST #2865 of 10006

Theo, you can take the cutiehead designation. Please. Feel free.

I need to go buy plumbing tape, a washer and possibly a toilet seat. No more spit showers for me!