The first time my dog Mac came into contact with a horse was pure comedy gold. It was like, "Whoa! What's this big thing here?"
That reminds me of Richard Pryor's bit about his dogs meeting a miniature horse. They ran up to greet it, thinking - "Hey! A dog!" then caught a whiff of horse-smell and stopped dead in their tracks, deeply flummoxed. They went into sniff and snuff mode to sort out the issue until one dog concluded, "I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna fuck it."
The horse took issue.
So, best site to listen to webcast of
Fresh Air
? Maureen Dodd is being interviewed today.
Words to not live by.
There are bad boy jokes to be made here.
eta:
Of the two of us?
Come on. Those are hideous, plus anthropomorphised.
You aren't a bigot - otherwise you would have said "white boy mantra".
Oh, despite cleaning it up, anti-negroes would be WAY worse.
tommyrot, you can try our SoCal local one.
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We have to stop making each other look craxy.
We have to stop making each other look craxy.
Hell, I need to stop making
me
look crazy.
