Pastafarians, rejoice! We're getting a Bible!
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Villard is paying an $80,000 advance to the creator of a religion designed to make fun of intelligent design. This summer, Bobby Henderson, 25, an unemployed slot-machine engineer, posted a much-forwarded open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education declaring that “there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design” on his Website. He contends that a huge, invisible beast made of spaghetti and meatballs created the world about 4,000 years ago (pasta of that vintage has been found in China, he points out). The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which will codify Pastafarianism, is set to come out on Valentine’s Day. “My hope is that readers won’t know if I’m trying to make a point about pseudoscience or if I’m a complete nut,” says Henderson. “I’ll be really disappointed if it doesn’t spawn a cult.”
and another take on cranberry sauce
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I don't know that I'd want another degree, but I'd love to have the time and money to take some sculpting classes. I'd also like a garage and/or studio space to work in.
Another thing I'd like is for the creepy-crawly things to stay out of my apartment. Twice in the last few days I've leaned back in my chair to discover spiders dangling directly over me and I just killed a very large, nasty, freaky centipede. Gah.
When I added up all my extra credits, I had taken enough classes to get a minor in history, art history and the humanities.
I'd still love to go back and get a degree in archeology, anthropology and film history.
a) Funny how ita doesn't even make the list any more.
Dude, she was talking
to
me.
I
have a head injury on which to blame my recent lack of reading comprehension.
hairpats for her cuteness.
Hairpats right back at you for not remembering the Gallo details.
