But the anus is holy!
Would rimming, then, be an act of veneration?
Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?
'War Stories'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 08, 2005 7:22:59 am PST #2153 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Nov 08, 2005 7:22:59 am PST #2154 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They don't give you an "I voted today" sticker to prevent that?
Years ago I stuck mine on my roomate's Cylon action figure.
§ ita § - Nov 08, 2005 7:23:37 am PST #2155 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have to say -- Coffee Bean has a great Chai Latte. It's even better unsweetened.
I am afraid to go to the restroom and see what it's done to my thighs.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2005 7:25:33 am PST #2156 of 10006
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
first time I've voted in Salem!
Go team community, Nora!
Hides face in shame for not bothering to vote this time around.
In other news, it looks like I may have an acid reflux connected throat disorder called globus that makes it feel like I'm choking/gagging on (lately fairly frequent) occasions. We'll see what's the what for real when I visit my referred ENT.
Oh well, gotta be better than having Golan-Globus in your throat.
bah dum BUM! Thanks, you've been great! Try the veal.
Jars - Nov 08, 2005 7:27:05 am PST #2157 of 10006
an act of veneration?
It rhymes with 'penetration'.
No reason, just thought it needed to be said.
Allyson - Nov 08, 2005 7:27:43 am PST #2158 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
We have all kinds of confusing propositions like: should we fuck with teachers? Should we fuck with redistricting? Should we fuck with unions? Should we fuck with teenage girls getting abortions without telling their parents?
Basically, I have to haul my ass to the polls to say, "no, I don't want you to fuck with shit, Ahnold, and please reimburse us for the expense of the special election, asswipe."
JZ - Nov 08, 2005 7:29:13 am PST #2159 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I voted on my way to work - I'd forgotten how ridiculously terrific it is that my polling place is in our parking garage lobby.
I voted really really hard against all of the governor's pet propositions, and furiously hard against Prop 73 (I'm sad, though, that our home phone didn't end up on erika's No-on-73 list; not that either of us needed any convincing, but it would've been an uber-cool coincidence.)
Also, reason #6,875 why I love my church: In the parish bulletin for the last couple of weeks, there's been a running reminder that everyone has to go out and vote, along with a notice of the social justice committee's recommendations on the state propositions - no on all of Schwartzenegger's pets, yes on the good drug-prescription prop, no on the bad one, and no position on 73.
sumi - Nov 08, 2005 7:30:15 am PST #2160 of 10006
Art Crawl!!!
Hmmm, I am a bad voter -- I have no idea what, if anything, is being voted on today.
brenda m - Nov 08, 2005 7:32:03 am PST #2161 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I have to say -- Coffee Bean has a great Chai Latte. It's even better unsweetened.
Wait, they can do that? Where is this "Coffee Bean"?
They don't give you an "I voted today" sticker to prevent that? Owen's wearing mine on his sweatshirt right now.
I usually put mine on the dog.
JZ - Nov 08, 2005 7:32:30 am PST #2162 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I have to say -- Coffee Bean has a great Chai Latte. It's even better unsweetened.
I was just saying that to Perkins the other weekend - well, not the unsweetened part (never tried it that way, but now I'm tempted to), but the part about the magnificence of the CB Chai Latte.
Next time some grumpy South Bayista with large cats or some pink New Yorker with wee fists starts making noise about being the nicest, just think about who here actually remembers your skeevy Gallo links and agrees with you about CB Chai, and then vote your conscience.