River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Nov 07, 2005 10:03:41 am PST #1930 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

So I want many of them to show up, just not ALL of them.

Hmmm. Any chance of a transit strike in your area?

That goes double when fully half the employees make a profession out of being bored.

Wait, you mean I could do this professionally? This opens up broad new vistas of job opportunities for me.


Jesse - Nov 07, 2005 10:05:21 am PST #1931 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hmmm. Any chance of a transit strike in your area?

Ha! That would mean five people would show.

Nah, I'm sure it will be fine, and everyone will have a seat. I just hate the idea that potentially cranky people will have my name.


Jesse - Nov 07, 2005 10:08:30 am PST #1932 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG and the guy who is apparently incapable of spelling out "please"? I'm going to cut him. Seriously. He can apparently only type "pl."


Allyson - Nov 07, 2005 10:09:57 am PST #1933 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita, insent.


Calli - Nov 07, 2005 10:11:10 am PST #1934 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

He can apparently only type "pl."

Misinterpret it for maximum embarassment (his). People, place, placate, plate, platypus, pleasure, plankton . . .

"Dear Asshat Coworker. I've attempted to interpret your non-standard abbreviations. Please explain what "pleather" has to do with our work flow management problems?"


shrift - Nov 07, 2005 10:12:52 am PST #1935 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You would be tragically wrong.

And this just made me think of tragically lickable John. Mm.


Dana - Nov 07, 2005 10:13:58 am PST #1936 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And this just made me think of tragically lickable John. Mm.

Ah. Yet another reason I haven't gotten much done today.


brenda m - Nov 07, 2005 10:14:39 am PST #1937 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Because it's a better option than flying to Chicago and bludgeoning the people I'm working with.

Outsource. I've got some time free this afternoon, plus some residual rage from last week that I could stand to work out on someone.


Emily - Nov 07, 2005 10:15:17 am PST #1938 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Sleepy now.


Kalshane - Nov 07, 2005 10:16:27 am PST #1939 of 10006
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies,

Welcome back, Aimee.

Can this day be over yet? Working the help desk this week and it's IT Week, so in addition to all the normal tech support calls, I'm getting all the calls from people who can't figure out how to do the IT Week activities on the Intranet. Couple that with the majority of the activities involving a mailto link at their completion and for some unknown reason about 10% of our users PCs absolutely refuse to open Outlook from within IE, despite all the settings in Outlook and IE saying that Outlook is the default mail client and the one to use, and instead try to use Outlook Express, which of course is not configured because we don't use it. The only solution to this problem so far seems to be to reinstall Outlook. The old change the settings to something else, reboot, change them back to what they should be trick that often works in cases like this isn't cutting it. And I have 4 more days on the phones to look forward to. Ugh.