So, Oz is a teeny, but enthusiastic little puppy. Usually this results in his teeny body enthusiastically, but harmlessly, hurtling into things. Mr. Jane and I both got home tired from work this evening, and decided pizza was the thing. So we're watching tv, when suddenly the bubbe (Oz) leaps into the air several feet and launches into the door which flies open to reveal a startled pizza man with bubbe standing proudly on his feet as if to say "PIZZA!"
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Nov 06, 2005 6:52:12 pm PST #1735 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Burrell - Nov 06, 2005 6:55:05 pm PST #1736 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'll bet he was startled, Daisy.
I'm sitting here wondering what's the likelihood that my daughter will wake up if I go into the kitchen and heat up the last wee piece of blueberry pie. I'm thinking it's worth the risk.
Daisy Jane - Nov 06, 2005 6:57:32 pm PST #1737 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Startled, but charmed, or at least I assume he was since he told us we had to give the dogs a piece.
Cass - Nov 06, 2005 6:58:44 pm PST #1738 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
which flies open to reveal a startled pizza man with bubbe standing proudly on his feet as if to say "PIZZA!"Smart bubbe.
Mmm, blueberry pie...
aurelia - Nov 06, 2005 7:18:15 pm PST #1739 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
That is a cute puppy story. Catching the pizza guy is way better than bring home dead mice or birds.
Daisy Jane - Nov 06, 2005 7:56:19 pm PST #1740 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Smells better too!
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 06, 2005 7:58:41 pm PST #1741 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think if Tennessee ends up voting for a defense of marriage type amendment, I'm going to take it as license to begin embroiling the sons of state legislators in sex scandals, guilt-free.
Consuela - Nov 06, 2005 8:06:17 pm PST #1742 of 10006
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
So, we know about Captain Alatriste, yes? I came across this picture on my LJ-surfing. [link]
§ ita § - Nov 06, 2005 8:09:41 pm PST #1743 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone needs to keep him and Bloom in swords forever. Fuck range. They're just pretty that way.
Daisy Jane - Nov 06, 2005 8:14:14 pm PST #1744 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think if Tennessee ends up voting for a defense of marriage type amendment, I'm going to take it as license to begin embroiling the sons of state legislators in sex scandals, guilt-free.
Thing is we have one of those. This is just an extra sprinkle of nasty on the mean cupcake.