I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 06, 2005 4:53:16 pm PST #1706 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Really, I just have to draw a total of like six straight lines. I think that'll take less time.


§ ita § - Nov 06, 2005 4:57:55 pm PST #1707 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fine. Spoil my fun.


aurelia - Nov 06, 2005 4:59:02 pm PST #1708 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Krycek! Is this disaster movie supposed to be a comedy? 'Cause I keep laughing.


Jesse - Nov 06, 2005 5:00:38 pm PST #1709 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You can feel free to try, if it makes you happy. The chapter is about utility, anyway, which is all about your happiness.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2005 5:16:52 pm PST #1710 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yeah, pretty much. My Australian Shepherd used to try to herd anything he could - bugs, mice, toddlers...

I knew a Sheltie once who would herd the trees in his (owners') backyard. They all had little rings around them where he'd worn paths.

[eta that the closest my family's Springer Spaniel ever got to hunting was bringing us the occasional dead possum. She wasn't very bright.]


sarameg - Nov 06, 2005 5:17:04 pm PST #1711 of 10006

Ooh, I can fuck with excel! I have to make shit up with it all the time. I really wish it wouldn't assume stuff, though. Pisses me off.

The advantage of cat breeds over dog breeds is that you go in assuming they are all insane. It helps a lot.

There was something else....oh! I made sandwiches for the WHOLE WEEK. Hopefully I won't forget them this time. Suitably bland, unless I add stuff, like pesto or whatever. Starting with ham and havarti.


sarameg - Nov 06, 2005 5:21:07 pm PST #1712 of 10006

My uncle's heelers herd the pigs. Which are in barns. Which means crazy happy dogs with paths worn around the barns.

They kinda freaked out at the last family reunion, what with the handful of toddlers about. Safest toddlers on the planet, let me tell you. Though it was really funny to watch a bewildered dog try to herd a willful 4 year old as she scolded "No! Dog go'way! MOVE! I PLAY!" He stood his ground, but was so, so confused. So she went under him. And so he howled.


beth b - Nov 06, 2005 5:21:50 pm PST #1713 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Krycek! Is this disaster movie supposed to be a comedy? 'Cause I keep laughing.

yes Dh and I watched the one where the whole world gets frozen over. we laughed and laughed. and we believe in global warming.


Emily - Nov 06, 2005 5:24:08 pm PST #1714 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Wow. We just had, like, movie-style rain. There was a flash, then a moderate crackle of thunder, then a light pitter-patter began. And now it seems to have stopped. I'm not sure I believe in it.


brenda m - Nov 06, 2005 5:25:58 pm PST #1715 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dog go'way!

Hee. That's what Lucy's favorite dog treats are known as, because you give her one and she - goes away. Really handy sometimes.

Our old sheepdog Ollie could near kill you when she tried to herd you as you went down stairs. On the way up she was in more jeopardy because she'd follow so closely you'd catch her chin with your heel about every third step.