But with Lori and Aurelia, you might get pulleys, and other fun stuff.

Weebles don't have pulleys.

Also, we've lost the chimp. Sniffles.

May ita be in a painless blissful sleep at this time. May she wake clear headed, renewed, and refreshed. May the parental visit be enjoyable.

Weebles don't have pulleys.

But they do have Segway technology and a fall protection harness, at least in Aurelia and Lori's version.

The whitefont is sad but not unexpected.

BTW, I'm with bon bon. I cannot look away from "Trapped in the Closet." It seriously crazy and ill-advised and I can't stop watching. I don't know why R. Kelly thought it would be good to do this "hip hop opera."

Timelies all!

Another Saturday morning, another post in my pajamas.(yes, I know, what the post was doing in my pajamas I don't know)

In other, annoying news, Coke is planning to discontinue Vanilla Coke and Diet Vanilla Coke. Feh. They're apparently going to be bringing out Black Cherry Vanilla Coke(and the diet counterpart). Double feh.(If I wanted Cherry Coke, I'd be drinking it)

I don't know why R. Kelly thought it would be good to do this "hip hop opera."

Are you sure you don't mean "hip HOPera"?

I knew about the guillotine thing. Antoine Laurent Lavoisier (father of modern chemistry) was executed after the French Revolution, and planned to blink as long as he could after the fact. He stationed an assistant in the crowd, who counted 12 blinks.

I slept in this morning and dreamed I was sitting in a big gym watching middle-aged people take batting practice. I was in a recliner in right center field, and they were bouncing things off the left field Green Monster facsimile. Except they were not hitting baseballs, but glass stovepipes as long as my forearm. Somehow they didn't break coming off the bat, but they shattered off the Green Monster.

Somehow I could not convince the coaches that this was a Bad Thing. I was about to go find my sneakers so I could go out there in a huff and give them my mind (without cutting my feet), when the phone rang and woke me up.

MTV may have trademarked Hip Hopera for their Beyoncerrific retelling of Carmen.

So sad that Isaiah Washington's trailing Shane West in this poll. The rest isn't surprising, but Shane fucking West?

I slept which is good. I'm not too foggy, which is also good. Now to get ready to visit the chiro.

And brekkie. Yes, brekkie.

I think the discussion of the guillotine is particularly interesting because the inventer saw his invention as a more human way to kill people than previous methods. Good gracious.

Crap. I overslept, and now realize I need to rush around to shower and go to the post office, where they only have half of my shower present, and to the dollar store to buy a gift bag, and to the shower by one. Ooops. And yet I had to read here.