River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Nov 03, 2005 7:00:34 pm PST #1218 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I can go to sleep happy! Emails from both sisters who are happy and well.

Younger sister will be the first girl to play the Elf in the Santaland diaries and her show (or the one she's in now) will be on some CBS morning show, and youngest sister has a great place and friends in Virginia which she sent pictures of.


Lee - Nov 03, 2005 8:01:00 pm PST #1219 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just saw an ad for tomorrow's Ghost Whisperer, and it actually seemed interesting.

Someone help me?


sumi - Nov 03, 2005 8:20:16 pm PST #1220 of 10006
Art Crawl!!!

ita -- glad that the potential catastophic failure of the family denial didn't come tumbling down due to you - whew!

er: I know! I totally thought we were getting a plane or helicopter crash AND John Stamos tonight. I am disappointed - -particularly when they give us the death of tiny baby chimp instead!


aurelia - Nov 03, 2005 9:05:02 pm PST #1221 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Perkins, stay far far away from JLH.

er: awwww. I'm not disappointed. It was the feel good dead baby monkey episode of the year. Although I am getting a bit bored with Pratt's drama.


dcp - Nov 04, 2005 2:36:44 am PST #1222 of 10006
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

There's been an escalation in the phishing e-mails targeting Paypal customers: [link]

This one "modifies the DNS server of the local workstation and then deletes itself. All future requests for 'paypal.com' will be transparently redirected to a phishing website. This same DNS server could also be used to redirect requests for additional websites, but it currently appears to only redirect 'paypal.com'."


§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 4:02:32 am PST #1223 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No. No matter who you were, really.

An internet site is offering controversial film maker Vincent Gallo's sperm for sale for $1 million. VGMerchandise.com - which calls itself "the official website for Vincent Gallo merchandise" - includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilization (IVF) or even naturally for an extra $500,000, a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough. The site details the actor/director's physical attributes: "Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy (eight inches if he's like his father)." It also recommends his sharp features would "blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female."


Jesse - Nov 04, 2005 4:03:46 am PST #1224 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What's currently amusing me re: phishing is the fact that my U. email address has been published on websites and stuff, so now I'm getting all the phish emails, but I know I've never used that address for anything. Much less some of the "banks" who are URGENTLY trying to contact me!

OH! And speaking of phish -- my friend's stepfather is currently playing drums with Trey Anastasio of Phish fame, and he's all in the new video! It's very exciting -- he's never had a gig this good, and he's like 50. ita and bon bon both saw him perform with a now-defunct band in Michigan with me a few years ago.


tommyrot - Nov 04, 2005 4:19:32 am PST #1225 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No. No matter who you were, really.

Even if he waived the $500,000 "natural" fee?


§ ita § - Nov 04, 2005 4:29:41 am PST #1226 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Even if he waived the $500,000 "natural" fee?

For Vincent Gallo, most especially. But really, the honour is all technical.


shrift - Nov 04, 2005 4:35:09 am PST #1227 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Am hiding from annual meeting. Boss is attempting to get us to stop working and join meeting in progress. Got to work early this morning. V. early. Have not eaten in almost 24 hours. Have doctor's appointment this afternoon.

Don't know if I can handle the stupid meeting tricks between then and now. Whyyyy can't I just stay at my desk and work?