I just opened my fortune cookie. Do you know what it said?
Right now you need to be patient.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 03, 2005 8:50:41 am PST #1068 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana - Nov 03, 2005 8:52:46 am PST #1069 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Note to self: No Chinese for lunch.
beth b - Nov 03, 2005 8:53:27 am PST #1070 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Fortune cookies know everything.
I just watched the second episode of Viva Blackpool. I am enthralled, bbut I have no idea if I like it. but I just don't get the detective. How long oies he think he can keep the secret from the wife? but I like him. I know that much .
shrift - Nov 03, 2005 8:56:32 am PST #1071 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dude, I'm burning this fucking fortune cookie on my next smoke break.
JZ - Nov 03, 2005 8:59:31 am PST #1072 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dude, I'm burning this fucking fortune cookie on my next smoke break.
I'm having a disturbing vision of shrift snarling fiercely and covering it with tiny cigarette burns, muttering, "You wanna lecture me, cookie? I got your patience right here, fucko!"
sarameg - Nov 03, 2005 8:59:52 am PST #1073 of 10006
I think that's the proper response.
Jesse - Nov 03, 2005 9:04:10 am PST #1074 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just got an email from someone who wanted my phone number so she could yell at me. HA HA HA.
§ ita § - Nov 03, 2005 9:05:13 am PST #1075 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Give her GWB's phone number, Jesse.
I've just remembered a third reason I might faint. The whole not eating thing.
Know what suck? Vicious FUCKING circles. Or cycles. Or both. Whatever.
shrift - Nov 03, 2005 9:05:47 am PST #1076 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Why, JZ, it's like you know me!
sarameg - Nov 03, 2005 9:05:49 am PST #1077 of 10006
She told you this?
I'm waiting for a response from someone. And I need it today, because stuff is on the calendar for tomorrow that needs to be pulled if something is indeed wrong.
Of course....silence.