"I'm too pretty to do math" t-shirt
Can you get a "not" embroidered in there?
Oh, crap. Look at how late it is! I've only just gotten around to my Christmas shopping, is the problem. Night, all.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - Dec 14, 2005 9:54:24 pm PST #9932 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
billytea - Dec 14, 2005 10:59:40 pm PST #9933 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In funny work stuff, on my work calendar, i accepted an appointment for Mandatory Sexual Harassment
Training.
Line breaks? Not always your friend.
Cass - Dec 14, 2005 11:10:57 pm PST #9934 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But often amusing.
Laura - Dec 15, 2005 2:50:36 am PST #9935 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
Aww Gris bringing on the schmoop.
Mandatory Sexual Harassment
I was accusing DH of sexual harassment yesterday after he groped me while passing in the office. He thinks there is some spousal exception. It might even be a fringe benefit of working together for 17 years.
Laura - Dec 15, 2005 2:52:43 am PST #9936 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
hard boiled egg:
I have to drive a kid to school in 8 minutes and yet I am in my jammies and slippers. I think I might have to get dressed now.
Later...
DebetEsse - Dec 15, 2005 3:49:58 am PST #9937 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Well, fuck.
My extended family is spending Christmas with Cousin-in-Law's family, thus abandoning Christmas Eve with our side of the family. Instead, they're usurping Boxing Day as when we will observe gift-giving. So, I get Dinner at Grandma's 3 days in a row (not a good, for lots of reasons), and no (or truncated) Boxing Day LotR marathon (my favourite part of the whole holiday).
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2005 4:50:04 am PST #9938 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Narrator - Dec 15, 2005 4:59:12 am PST #9939 of 10003
The evil is this way?
Narrator! Are you all whupped?
Yeah, verilly. The Bossholes are running free!
Jessica - Dec 15, 2005 5:03:19 am PST #9940 of 10003
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Theologically, if I were Jewish, I think I'd be right-wing Conservative or left-wing Orthodox
The Reform community calls that "Conservadox." (As in, "Basically Orthodox but officially Conservative which is why they agreed to be a cantor at a Reform synagogue.")
amych - Dec 15, 2005 5:07:15 am PST #9941 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"Basically Orthodox but officially Conservative which is why they agreed to be a cantor at a Reform synagogue."
I'm offended! As it so happens, my Conservative rabbi is a Reconstructionist!