I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Dec 09, 2005 8:39:56 am PST #8789 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Why do they have to call it a pediatric speculum? Why can't they come in sizes like "Wee-wee", "Hoo-hah", "Goolie", and "Has had 6 15 pound babies"?

My doc is great (and a woman), but some of her nurses need cluesticking. Because I am a big woman, they automatically think I need the big speculum. Every single time, my doc gets settled in looks at me and looks at the speculum and says, "Oh, this won't do. You need the small one." Then she gets up, gets the right one, and gets to work. Just cuz I'm big doesn't mean I have a big goolie. .


beth b - Dec 09, 2005 8:42:06 am PST #8790 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Ok - I just paid the first big tax bill and Now I need to pay the suplemental. I got the shakes because for two minutes - I couldn't find the bill...I thought it had run away.


EpicTangent - Dec 09, 2005 8:48:22 am PST #8791 of 10003
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Morning All.

I refuse to join the speculum convo. lalala I'm not listening... (Oh, except to confirm for MG [it was MG asking, wasn't it?] the party-line is that the girls can wait until sexually active or 30-35ish, whichever comes first).

So, um, no snow here. Or sleet or rain.


Aims - Dec 09, 2005 8:54:21 am PST #8792 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

30-35 if not sexually active? That seems late to me.

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This says within 3 years of sexual activity or 21.


vw bug - Dec 09, 2005 8:55:21 am PST #8793 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

We have thunder and lightening with snow. How weird is that?


Aims - Dec 09, 2005 8:55:54 am PST #8794 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Look outside for Jerry Bruckheimer. If he's there - not odd.


beth b - Dec 09, 2005 8:55:58 am PST #8795 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my thought is that it would be nice for a girl to go when it is still ok to have mom in the room ( 16- 18ish) because I have heard horror stories of girls that went and didn't know what was normal and abnormal behavior.


erikaj - Dec 09, 2005 9:01:13 am PST #8796 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Chuckles at Tep's joke.


Cashmere - Dec 09, 2005 9:02:05 am PST #8797 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Now I'm trying to decide if I should take the new girl baby to Owen's male pediatrician or choose a female pediatrician for her from the same practice?


Aims - Dec 09, 2005 9:06:50 am PST #8798 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em's pede is male. If that counts for anything.