I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Dec 08, 2005 6:27:33 am PST #8534 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Tep, there's a hair place in town called S&M Beauty Parlor ... I keep thinking their slogan should be "We don't just tease hair"


WindSparrow - Dec 08, 2005 6:35:48 am PST #8535 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I just woke up from a dream featuring, of all people, Chuck Norris. Sadly all he was doing was appearing in an ad for pantyhose. He was not wearing them, he was mearly quietly admiring some women who were.


Jessica - Dec 08, 2005 6:41:20 am PST #8536 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

O.M.G. -- altonbrown.com will soon be featuring PODCASTS. Squeeeeeeee!


sj - Dec 08, 2005 6:53:01 am PST #8537 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Best things I've gotten while pregnant: my snoogle, a pregnancy massage, and a pregnancy yoga class. Also, comfy slippers and a nice maternity cadigan.

Thanks, Cashmere. We usually don't spend that much on each other (we aren't even supposed to exchange, but she always buys me something), but the slippers or the cardigan is a good idea, if I can find a good deal.


amych - Dec 08, 2005 7:08:27 am PST #8538 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"We don't just tease hair"

Bwah!!


vw bug - Dec 08, 2005 7:35:35 am PST #8539 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

I just decorated for Christmas. It took all of five minutes (I'm not putting up a tree this year). I don't know whether to be happy or sad.


beth b - Dec 08, 2005 7:40:19 am PST #8540 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy - you are doing what you can.

I am happy - i just sorted thru a hugh bunch of papers recycled bunches found no hidden bills. see a possibility for juggleing some credit card payments. yay. and if I brush my hair I won't scare the water heater inspector.


Gudanov - Dec 08, 2005 7:40:28 am PST #8541 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Given the choice, I'd go with happy.


Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2005 8:05:42 am PST #8542 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Definitely go with happy, vw. I hope that the coffee treated you well this a.m.

I am proud of myself in that I managed to roll out of bed at 5:30 for my spin class, despite the chill in the apartment. Unfortunately, now I want a nap.


Lee - Dec 08, 2005 8:38:52 am PST #8543 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was Christmas shopping for my sister, and found this [link] I think I need it.