Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Dec 07, 2005 6:28:04 pm PST #8477 of 10003
All is well that ends in pizza.

The anti-anti-christmas people still use snail mail junk mail.


Daisy Jane - Dec 07, 2005 6:46:25 pm PST #8478 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Heh. The Daily Show was on topic tonight. I do so love it when Jon finds a jackhole to torment.


brenda m - Dec 07, 2005 6:51:53 pm PST #8479 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Colbert just identified the source of the war on christmas as the Coca Cola polar bears, having replaced Santa on the coke cans as part of a neferious plot to next take over for the mall Santas, with the result that we'll just hand over small children for the eating. Sounds about as reasonable as anything.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2005 6:54:17 pm PST #8480 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

edit - wrong thread.


DebetEsse - Dec 07, 2005 6:54:52 pm PST #8481 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, I suppose, if you don't take into account the bear-penguin alliance demonstrated in those ads.


brenda m - Dec 07, 2005 7:00:20 pm PST #8482 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, those penguins are not long for this world, you wait.


Cass - Dec 07, 2005 7:04:04 pm PST #8483 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

They are just snackalicious .


Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2005 7:14:09 pm PST #8484 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tummy splodey.


Cass - Dec 07, 2005 7:29:29 pm PST #8485 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'd suggest skipping the penguins then. They're low-carb, but a little filling.


Trudy Booth - Dec 07, 2005 7:31:36 pm PST #8486 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

if I ate penguins billytea would cry

because I exploded