I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 06, 2005 9:25:12 am PST #8083 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

AmyLiz- not to be stalkerish, but I think you may be the closest Buffista to me! I am in Rochester.

Also, we have many SUV's here-- not so many pickups-- but also a lot of Honda Accords, Suburu's, etc...


amych - Dec 06, 2005 9:25:18 am PST #8084 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

At least half SUV's around here too. Note that we don't have severe weather, just gas-guzzlin' republicans.


erikaj - Dec 06, 2005 9:26:29 am PST #8085 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Plenty of penis substitutes here, too.


Gris - Dec 06, 2005 9:31:42 am PST #8086 of 10003
Hey. New board.

Rhetorical question:

They make reduced fat wheat thins, which are less greasy than the normal, but still too salty. They make reduced sodium wheat things, which are less salty than the original, but still too greasy. Why oh why don't they make reduced fat AND sodium wheat thins? That would be perfection.


Calli - Dec 06, 2005 9:32:35 am PST #8087 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

How common are SUVs on the highways of other people's towns?

Way too common. We're as likely to get iced up roads as we are to get major snow (that is to say, 2-3 times a year, at most), and 4WD, as connie mentioned, isn't particularly useful on ice.

Once we get any major winter precipitation around Durham, the best bet is to stay home (if you're lucky enough to be home) and sip tea. Or whiskey. People here just don't have the necessary experience driving in snow. That includes me, since I moved down from MI before my first winter with a drivers licence.


ChiKat - Dec 06, 2005 9:34:28 am PST #8088 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I would like to point out that all SUV owners are not Republicans with tiny dicks who waste gas. I'm sure some are, but not all.

I love my SUV because it handles great in the snow. It gets 23-24 mpg in the city and 27-28 mpg highway, so while it's not a Honda Civic, it doesn't absolutely suck on the gas. I'm not a Republican, but my dick is non-existant, so I guess that applies.


Vortex - Dec 06, 2005 9:35:28 am PST #8089 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

GRRRR! The person in the office next to me has the EXTREMELY ANNOYING habit of singing loudly (apparently with music). I can hear it in my office, as my desk is next to the wall. Finally, I couldn't stand it anymore, and politely asked her to "turn down her music". Now, she''s stopped playing music, but is still singing. I used the "music" excuse as an attempt to be polite, but SHE'S STILL DOING IT.


ChiKat - Dec 06, 2005 9:36:54 am PST #8090 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Vortex, that sucks! Is there an office manager you can talk to who can ask her to keep it down?


Daisy Jane - Dec 06, 2005 9:37:44 am PST #8091 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Huh. We may be getting frozen water falling from the sky tomorrow. Strange.


Vortex - Dec 06, 2005 9:38:17 am PST #8092 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

nope. even if there were, she'd know it was me, anyway. not that I have a problem with confrontation :)