would you go out with someone whose online profile described them as "brutally handsome"?
I wouldn't see it as a plus, but if the rest of the profile looked witty and interesting I'd consider meeting him for a coffee.
Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Dec 06, 2005 8:52:05 am PST #8071 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Strega - Dec 06, 2005 9:03:56 am PST #8072 of 10003
It would depend on whether I thought he was jokingly comparing himself to James Bond. Or seriously comparing himself to James Bond.
Does he mention owning a tuxedo, for instance?
Ginger - Dec 06, 2005 9:05:55 am PST #8073 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's "separate has 'a rat' in the middle," traditionally.
Are we sure this isn't a commentary on divorce?
WindSparrow - Dec 06, 2005 9:06:30 am PST #8074 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Do I really have to go to work today? I don't wanna.
tommyrot - Dec 06, 2005 9:13:04 am PST #8075 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do I really have to go to work today? I don't wanna.
What does your heart tell you? </Darth Vader's mom>
brenda m - Dec 06, 2005 9:13:09 am PST #8076 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
No. Your boss called and said you don't have to.
Ginger - Dec 06, 2005 9:13:36 am PST #8077 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Do you need a note?
Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2005 9:19:01 am PST #8078 of 10003
brillig
It's snowing madly out there. I hate driving in snow. And I have studded tires, too. Thankfully winter's been here long enough that everyone should have been reminded by now that, yes, this is Utah, and roads get icy. Now if only the idiots in the SUVs would remember that 4WD means shit on ice.
How common are SUVs on the highways of other people's towns? Here at least half and easily more of the vehicles on the road are stupidly big gas hogs--too often with an idiot on a cell phone behind the wheel.
WindSparrow - Dec 06, 2005 9:19:53 am PST #8079 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'd need an x-ray. Being contagious isn't good enough to get out of showing up.
juliana - Dec 06, 2005 9:21:51 am PST #8080 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
How common are SUVs on the highways of other people's towns?
Amazingly common. Far too much so, in my hippie opinion.