I have no idea what to fix for dinner. I need a dinner fairy to show up with it already cooked.
Then it'd be a nice bonus if the fairy did dishes too.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Nov 29, 2005 12:23:33 pm PST #7149 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Cass - Nov 29, 2005 12:33:27 pm PST #7150 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
When he's done there, vw, can you send the fairy my way? Hungry...
Jessica - Nov 29, 2005 12:34:48 pm PST #7151 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I need a dinner fairy to show up with it already cooked.
I know this fairy! I hear his name is Trader Joe.
Laura - Nov 29, 2005 12:36:53 pm PST #7152 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
Ugh. That reminds me that I need to go home and feed the boys. I'm thinking turkey.
Amy - Nov 29, 2005 12:38:00 pm PST #7153 of 10003
Because books.
I need a dinner fairy to show up with it already cooked.
I know this fairy! I hear his name is Trader Joe.
Snerk.
He's also sometimes referred to as the Colonel or the King in our neck of the woods.
vw bug - Nov 29, 2005 12:40:13 pm PST #7154 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
No fair! My Trader Joe's doesn't do dishes!
And, I have lost a link. How could I be so stupid as to not bookmark it.
Cass - Nov 29, 2005 12:40:33 pm PST #7155 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I know this fairy! I hear his name is Trader Joe.Oh, then can someone send the shopping fairy over?
tommyrot - Nov 29, 2005 12:40:46 pm PST #7156 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
He's also sometimes referred to as the Colonel or the King in our neck of the woods.
On my street he's known as the Godfather. He makes a pizza you can't refuse.
ChiKat - Nov 29, 2005 12:49:07 pm PST #7157 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My Trader Joe's doesn't do dishes!
Paper. I, wastefully, keep paper plates and plastic forks around for times when I'm too busy to do dishes.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 29, 2005 1:00:05 pm PST #7158 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
whee! I have just made reservations for my maternal family's tradition of Wild Women Weekend- Salem style!
Very excited.
The ladies will be staying here: [link]
And we can go to the House of Seven Gables and the Peabody Essex Museum and drink beer and have a lovely time.