I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Oct 26, 2005 12:03:38 pm PDT #686 of 10003
Because books.

"Joe's Garage"


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 12:03:54 pm PDT #687 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"My Cat Loves Me"


DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 12:05:46 pm PDT #688 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Thrillpeddlers

The Dashing Bastards


Deena - Oct 26, 2005 12:06:20 pm PDT #689 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Ooh. I think they'd like either one of those, Hec.

I'm taking them all down and will show them. If they choose one, I'll let ya'll know.

Knowing them, they'll put a couple together, like "Toaster ThrillBeagles"


SuziQ - Oct 26, 2005 12:11:15 pm PDT #690 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Felony Penguin


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 12:13:06 pm PDT #691 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Felonious Penguin"

"Felonious Funk"


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 12:14:30 pm PDT #692 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Nerf Fiasco!"


Deena - Oct 26, 2005 12:15:47 pm PDT #693 of 10003
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Heh. I think the penguins are beating the monkeys.

Oh dear.

"Penguin Beating Monkeys"


DavidS - Oct 26, 2005 12:17:32 pm PDT #694 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Master Debaters

The Seymour Heinies

The Black Tangent

The Willowdale Handcar

The Iron Tonic

The Foul Mood

Teppy's Raybox


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2005 12:17:55 pm PDT #695 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Eye Heart Spleen