Okay, you anti-gravy people are officially INSANE. Gravy is delicious! It's a scientific fact!
What the pretty girl with the blue hair said.
juliana's bosses are fuckos. I'm willing to work out a Strangers On A Train trade with her and the police will never figure out the violent and bloody murders.
My work continues to blow chunks, bite cock and suck ass and I will fully spork the next person that walks in my door.
Least. Relaxing. Workday. Before. A. Holiday Ever.
If I ate the entire apple pie cheesecake I just took out of the oven, that would be a bad thing, right? Because OMGPIECAKESMELLSSOGOOD.
Don't like cranberries, but I know I have 400 food squicks.
Hec, babe, drive out to Oakland and dump the spork. Promise?
And don't take any trophies.
Dinner plan. We won't have dinner until after 6 because MIL is working.
For munching during the day and football:
Deviled eggs,
Tomato & Mozzarella plate (w dijon vinaigrette),
Tortilla chips and salsa,
Shelled and unshelled nuts
Dinner:
Various olives, celery and stuff,
Pumpkin soup,
Jellied cranberries with can ridges intact,
Whole Cranberry relish,
Turkey,
Dressing with pepperoni, salami, cheese, and stuff,
Dressing with wild rice, spinach, and stuff,
Sweet potatoes mashed,
White potatoes mashed,
Baby brussel sprouts,
Noodle pudding,
Crescent rolls
Dessert:
Reese's peanut butter pie,
Butter tarts,
Unknown pies from visitors
I think there will be a dozen people. It wouldn't surprise me if there were a few more. Last minute people happen. Yay! I love big meals.
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Mom, Dad, and I are having dinner at 6, that's the only time we could get reservations at the restaurant we wanted. Which means in the afternoon Dad and I could make the briefest apperances at the family thing we are both avoiding. I have no idea what any of us are going to eat during the day. Mom wants to do around the house and work on some xmas projects. Dad doesn't know what he wants,...if I was thinking I'd have gotten a video at the library. So maybe we'll watch football.
Okay, you anti-gravy people are officially INSANE.
I read "anti-gravity". You tell em!
Laura, can I come to your place for hors-d'oeuvres sometime? Mostly, I'm just a sucker for devilled eggs.
The bosses of Juliana and David should consume undercooked turkey and spend the holiday and weekend with diarrhea, cramps, and vomitting. IJS
The bosses of Juliana and David should consume undercooked turkey and spend the holiday and weekend with diarrhea, cramps, and vomitting. IJS
I vote Yes! to this very innovative new holiday tradition of ill-wishing.
Laura, can I come to your place for hors-d'oeuvres sometime? Mostly, I'm just a sucker for devilled eggs.
Anytime. Ya like horseradish? I usually put it in the eggs.