Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Nov 21, 2005 11:18:11 am PST #6050 of 10003
brillig

Sweet Jesus, now I remember why I didn't mind not going for a pelvic exam for so long. It was a full minute before I could stand up straight when I was done. There has to be a better way.


beth b - Nov 21, 2005 11:20:00 am PST #6051 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It was a full minute before I could stand up straight when I was done

that sounds wrong


Trudy Booth - Nov 21, 2005 11:20:26 am PST #6052 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

billytea had a beard ?


Emily - Nov 21, 2005 11:20:48 am PST #6053 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Which roommate? Anyone I know?

Nope. Before your time. Not the one with the flower name that you met, but a different one with a flower name.


Calli - Nov 21, 2005 11:24:26 am PST #6054 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It was a full minute before I could stand up straight when I was done

Yeowch! I've had pelvic exams that left me in tears, but they weren't that debilitating. I'm sorry.


vw bug - Nov 21, 2005 11:29:27 am PST #6055 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Ouch, connie! I'm so sorry!

I don't wanna work. Someone make me. I've got SO much to do!


P.M. Marc - Nov 21, 2005 11:36:59 am PST #6056 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ouch!

Even my in-labor internals didn't hurt like that, and those are pretty painful.


Connie Neil - Nov 21, 2005 11:40:04 am PST #6057 of 10003
brillig

I think it's because it's been so long since the bits have stretched that far, plus some residual monthly cramps. The person who wrote "I Enjoy Being A Girl" was a man, right?


vw bug - Nov 21, 2005 12:03:06 pm PST #6058 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Where'd everybody go? I'm actually gonna have to do work or something.


Amy - Nov 21, 2005 12:13:46 pm PST #6059 of 10003
Because books.

I have discovered Felicity reruns on the We network. I'm doomed.